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except when they smack you in the face and you bleed everywhere and your mom goes "AHHHHHH!" #moms |
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Oct. 31, 2013, 9:46 a.m. |
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| Jerry Garcia |
But hey, when you live in Watts, you need a little smack to get by, you know what I mean? You need something soft and comfortable in your life, 'cause you're not going to get it from what's around you. And society isn't going to give it to you. |
| Isaac of Nineveh |
O Christ, on you the many-eyed cherubim are unable to look because of the glory of your countenance, yet out of your love you accepted spittle on your face. Remove the shame from my face, and grant me to have an unashamed face before you at the time of prayer. |
| Roshon Fegan |
I started playing drums at about seven or eight. My mom used to let me play with the pots and pans, and instead of telling me to stop like most moms would, she just let me do it. So the noise kind of turned into music. From that point on, musically, that's what I want to do: start creating beats. |
| Michael Gambon |
There were no spells at my school, just a smack in the mouth. |
| Claire Danes |
I would sign on for projects that were meant to shoot in July, and then they would postponed and they would bleed into the following semester, and then I'd take a semester off, and then the movie would collapse. |
| Colin Powell |
Never let your ego get so close to your position that when your position goes, your ego goes with it. |
| Liberty Hyde Bailey |
I do not yet know why plants come out of the land or float in streams, or creep on rocks or roll from the sea. I am entranced by the mystery of them, and absorbed by their variety and kinds. Everywhere they are visible yet everywhere occult. |
| Steve Prefontaine |
Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it. |
| Bob Marley |
Babylon is everywhere. You have wrong and you have right. Wrong is what we call Babylon, wrong things. That is what Babylon is to me. I could have born in England, I could have born in America, it make no difference where me born, because there is Babylon everywhere. |
| Meister Eckhart |
Man goes far away or near but God never goes far-off; he is always standing close at hand, and even if he cannot stay within he goes no further than the door. |
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kay well this girl I'm hanging out with later this week said she wants!to sit on my face... She has a perfect butt and it feels amazing on my lap and feeling her up but I feel like this is a little weird. Is it weird for a girl to do this or what. I mean I might do it, but does anyone know anything about this. She was getting really turned on and describing it really in depth when she asked. It was really strange. She said "I'll lay you down and smother you in my skin tight leggings. I'll sit there for hours while you lay down under my huge ***. Then I'll change into my tiny bikini and continueto sit on your face. You're face will be completely covered and you'll smell it and like it. She said she would let me slip it in her butt if she can do this Anyinformation on this would begreat.Girl wants to sit on my face
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#double moms
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ill regex yo moms, too!
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Tamantha Pancreas was my mom's name too
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this is the new moms spaghetti IMO : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q12xOukVAI
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Today's pick up line:
Walk up to a girl with ranch dressing drizzled on your face (preference stuck in a beard)and say
"your face can look like this when I'm finished with you."
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I was listening to Mom's Spaghetti and now I really want spaghetti...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
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Dream Journal Entry 1: Last night I dreamt I was skiing across a bridge with foam snow trying to dodge baby seals and then I fell over and a baby seal started licking my face and my friends took pictures of me because all the previous baby seals couldn't waddle properly but the one that licked my face could so it was obviously the best
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Dreams I've had recently:
-I found out both my parents were having affairs with people. My mom's had been going on since I was 7 and was with some guy she met while wading into water in Mexico. He taught our whole family how to snorkel or something like that. My dad's was with some woman named Linda he met at the indoor pool where he swims laps.
-My sister got back together with her ex-girlfriend and that same day they got married at a courthouse.
-I found my iPod. (Then I found it in real life that day.)
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In "The Tale of the Three Brothers"—from The Tales of Beedle the Bard, sort of the wizarding world's version of Mother Goose—three unnamed siblings come face to face with the personification of Death, who offers them their choice of gifts. The first brother, convinced of his own superiority, chooses the Elder Wand, the most powerful wand in existence; the second brother requests the ability to resurrect loved ones from the dead, made possible by the Resurrection Stone; the third brother, humbly, asks only for Death not to pursue him, and is given the Cloak of Invisibility under which to hide. The three artifacts thus comprised the Deathly Hallows: real magical objects possessed by the Peverell brothers, and sought after for centuries after their deaths.
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