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Username: juju
Date Joined: April 7, 2014, 7:02 p.m.
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Public Posts: 6
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April 24, 2014, 6:31 p.m.
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Dream Journal Entry 2: I worked for a Software/Scotch Making company. I began as Cho from the Mentalist and there was an attack on our software due to an oscillating signal between 1024Hz and 4096Hz. I was able to use my telescoping stick to locate the source of the signal, a cold war era radio with a swirling red swirl located directly behind my overweight partner (who wore a necklace made of a 50's era television). We stopped the signal (which was actually my alarm to wake up) but it began again (cause I clearly hadn't woken up yet). However, this test of my skills under pressure proved to be enough to show my dedication to this company and allow me, now a little girl of age 9 or 10, to become the CEO. I was ushered into an office with photos of our previous CEOs (all Russian and British royalty along with Anna Karenina). To initiate me into the company, I had to drink a random assortment of the different Scotch's distilled by families who worked for our company. In the end I had t...
 
April 21, 2014, 11:57 a.m.
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I think I am worth 10 burly men. 5 with beards. One fights with an axe, another fights with double swords (he doesn't have a beard obviously). There is also one who is kinda like Bear Grylls (with a beard). The end!
 
April 16, 2014, 5:50 a.m.
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much passion

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April 13, 2014, 4:01 p.m.
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I think Dogecoin is the next big thing. Who wants to start a mining pool?
 
April 8, 2014, 4:39 p.m.
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Dream Journal Entry 1: Last night I dreamt I was skiing across a bridge with foam snow trying to dodge baby seals and then I fell over and a baby seal started licking my face and my friends took pictures of me because all the previous baby seals couldn't waddle properly but the one that licked my face could so it was obviously the best
 
April 7, 2014, 6:45 p.m.
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I don't like that I can't use make easily on my PC