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I think I am worth 10 burly men. 5 with beards. One fights with an axe, another fights with double swords (he doesn't have a beard obviously). There is also one who is kinda like Bear Grylls (with a beard). The end! |
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| juju |
April 21, 2014, 11:57 a.m. |
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| Mencius |
I like fish, and I also like bear's paws. If I cannot have the two together, I will let the fish go, and take the bear's paws. So, I like life, and I also like righteousness. If I cannot keep the two together, I will let life go, and choose righteousness. |
| Warren Farrell |
We always look at the 'Fortune 500,' and we say, men in power, but we don't look at the glass cellar as opposed to the glass ceiling and say, men also are the homeless, men are also the ones that are the garbage collectors. Men are also the ones dying in construction sites that aren't properly supervised for safety hazards. |
| Jean-Claude Van Damme |
It looks good when you see someone kicking at the age of 51 with no double. It's kinda cool for people to know that past 50 we can keep flexible. |
| Abraham Lincoln |
Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe. |
| William Halsey |
I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink. |
| Bulent Ecevit |
There was expectations that the fights there, the operation there might be extended for several months, even for several years. But within a few weeks it ended, because obviously the Taliban wasn't a real force. |
| Ferran Adria |
For me to go to a restaurant and eat something that is not only good, but totally new, is a double thrill. Double the enjoyment. |
| Joel Edgerton |
To act with a tennis ball and imagine it's a tentacle, or if you're in some kind of wilderness film and you go, 'Okay, we can't have a grizzly bear here, but imagine when you step over the rock there there's a grizzly bear.' I don't know. They're tough moments. |
| Merle Haggard |
Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now! |
| Sholom Aleichem |
It is an old custom amongst Jewish children, to become war-like on the 'L'ag Beomer.' They arm themselves from head to foot with wooden swords, pop-guns and bows and arrows. They take food with them, and go off to wage war. |
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My beard is itchy
Do you think I should shave it?
I am too lazy
A haiku about my beard
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"I wish I had cats that dedicated their lives to being my hair, beard and moustache. They could be like an extension of myself. For instance when I want to eat a bowl of milo cereal, I just bring it near my face and the moustache cats scoop the cereal in my mouth while beard cat holds my jaw open. Moustache cats also feed the others little nibbles of milo in order to further strengthen our symbiotic relationship."
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i don't have a beard #speak4yourself
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Do you ever, just, like, spend an hour in the bathroom staring at your beard?
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Care bears I wish existed: Burnout bear, Sellout bear, Crossfit bear, C+ bear, Fulfillment bear, Recursion bear. Open to suggestions
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There's a hole that takes you to other holes on other planets where evil aliens enslave other humans across the galaxy. Then earth fights them with p90s which are way more effective than laser staffs. It's kind of campy, and has some humor. Then they made Stargate Universe to capitalize on the BSG stuff, so it's super dark (one of the characters gets ALS haha). Season 3 finale of BSG might be the best tv I've ever seen.
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When I do count the clock that tells the time,
And see the brave day sunk in hideous night;
When I behold the violet past prime,
And sable curls, all silvered o'er with white;
When lofty trees I see barren of leaves,
Which erst from heat did canopy the herd,
And summer's green all girded up in sheaves,
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In this author?s experience, patients will rarely bring up money issues unless the therapist is willing
to focus attention on them him /or herself. There is only one kind of therapy where discussion of money
and how we relate to it, and to each other because of it, often comes up: marital therapy. It comes up
there because disagreements over money and stresses connected to it are the most common reasons for
marital discord. That, to a significant extent, is the result of the money taboo which results in lack of
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Sasquatch grows the best beards.
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I had three dreams in a row. The two were nightmares. The first was that someone was wearing a bear costume but then I think that they started to act like a real bear and eating people which was really scary and then the second one was that one of the robots from the new zelda game was living in my backyard and wanted to break into my house. The third one was that I was in highschool again and I volunteered for some writing exercise I had to do on the board and it was kind of weird but had something to do with oranges.
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