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My beard is itchy
Do you think I should shave it?
I am too lazy
A haiku about my beard |
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| Casey Abrams |
If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore. |
| Orson Welles |
I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai. |
| Amitabh Bachchan |
I just lead my life as naturally, as normally as I possibly can. But I can't help it if controversy is hounding me day in and day out. I'm quite amazed sometimes by the way they go about it. I grow a beard and it lands up in the editorial in The Times of India. |
| Michael Gambon |
I just play him as myself, I don't ease myself into any role really. I stick a beard on and play me. |
| Sayed Badreya |
When I got to Hollywood, at first I couldn't get a lot of jobs. So I grew a beard and look like a really bad Arab, and I started to get a lot of work because that's what they want. |
| Niger Innis |
I do not believe that Darren Wilson should've been charged, but Brown should not have lost his life. Brown and Trayvon Martin should've gotten their butts kicked badly. They should've been handled physically, but they should not have been killed. |
| Henry Van Dyke |
Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. |
| Anne Morrow Lindbergh |
The sea does not reward those who are too anxious, too greedy, or too impatient. One should lie empty, open, choiceless as a beach - waiting for a gift from the sea. |
| Joel Osteen |
I don't think you should spend your life praying for things, but I do believe you should thank God for what He's given you... but I think the scripture teaches us that we can pray for our dreams, pray for the big things... he's not a small God; this God is incredible. |
| Michael Ealy |
I think women should have insight as to how men think. Just like men should have insight into how women think. |
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I think I am worth 10 burly men. 5 with beards. One fights with an axe, another fights with double swords (he doesn't have a beard obviously). There is also one who is kinda like Bear Grylls (with a beard). The end!
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"I wish I had cats that dedicated their lives to being my hair, beard and moustache. They could be like an extension of myself. For instance when I want to eat a bowl of milo cereal, I just bring it near my face and the moustache cats scoop the cereal in my mouth while beard cat holds my jaw open. Moustache cats also feed the others little nibbles of milo in order to further strengthen our symbiotic relationship."
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i don't have a beard #speak4yourself
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Do you ever, just, like, spend an hour in the bathroom staring at your beard?
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When I do count the clock that tells the time,
And see the brave day sunk in hideous night;
When I behold the violet past prime,
And sable curls, all silvered o'er with white;
When lofty trees I see barren of leaves,
Which erst from heat did canopy the herd,
And summer's green all girded up in sheaves,
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what is time? a short novel:
what is time? hm? yeah?
is this a haiku hm?
no
what is time? uh? huh?
is a haiku a time bomb?
yes
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You can ask them if you can use their razor to shave misery off.
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I should really learn
What a temporal diffrence
model is and why
A haiku by books
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Time is omitted
completely. Signals are fixed.
Structure is contant.
A haiku on upper ontologies
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smoothie recipe
some yummy fruit, spicy spice
bang it out, my man
another haiku by books
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