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Username: pisces
Date Joined: Dec. 17, 2013, 8:49 p.m.
Last Login: 2486 days
Public Posts: 85
Public Votes: 115 (+116-1)


 
Feb. 10, 2015, 11:53 p.m.
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Do too many cooks really spoil the broth?
 
Feb. 10, 2015, 11:51 p.m.
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Better check your attics for addicts. Anybody else think about that?
 
Dec. 11, 2014, 3:35 p.m.
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This has been happening to me too!

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Dec. 1, 2014, 11:40 a.m.
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I had this dream where I was in a kayak paddling in this winter/arctic place with huge sparkling glaciers but instead of feeling cold it felt like a tropical paradise. There were deer playing in the snow and I was trying to take pictures of a wolf on one of the glaciers but I couldn't get my camera to focus. There was also a giant frozen waterfall. Another waterfall was in my dream where the bottom current was moving up the glacier instead of down, so I went up the waterfall and then there was this ice/water slide that went down the backside of the glacier and the water was warm.
 
Nov. 22, 2014, 3:32 p.m.
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dawg should actually be defined as a really cute dog that makes you say "awww" when you see it.

Dawwwwwwg.
 
Nov. 19, 2014, 11:28 p.m.
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Whatever happened to fun with carrots?
 
Nov. 19, 2014, 11:21 p.m.
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You know you're becoming an adult when you start eating kale chips as a snack.
 
Oct. 31, 2014, 9:43 p.m.
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Some people are good at tape. Some people are bad at tape.
 
Oct. 19, 2014, 12:08 a.m.
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1) Are there places that do coffee tastings instead of wine/beer tastings??

2) Are there coffee bars that sell only alcoholic coffee drinks?
#coffeethoughts
 
Oct. 18, 2014, 10:58 p.m.
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Do kids even read Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys anymore? Whatever happened to those guys...
 
Oct. 9, 2014, 5:57 p.m.
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My boss spent 30 minutes describing a chicken recipe to me as I was trying to leave work. I said I would try making it tonight, but now I'm just going to Chipolte... Do I just lie and say I made it or do I tell the truth? #DrFaisalDillemas
 
Oct. 7, 2014, 2:56 p.m.
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Ebay has great men's flannel shirts - just in case you were wondering.
 
Oct. 6, 2014, 12:32 p.m.
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I had this really terrible dream this morning that I had to put my horse to sleep because she had the same fungus infection that my fish were dying from, and I gave it to her because I didn't wash my shoes off well enough before leaving the lab..
 
Oct. 1, 2014, 1:56 p.m.
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I am officially an expert on dolphin herpes. #thatfishhealthlyfe
 
Sept. 24, 2014, 3:40 p.m.
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When you start crying from stress and overexertion in your advisor's office and they make a bad joke about how tears should be reserved for when your boyfriend breaks up with you, and you were just broken up with... #badtiming #DrFaisalQuotes
 
Sept. 24, 2014, 3:37 p.m.
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My advisor just told me I needed to go see the korean woman in the mall for a manicure... #DrFaisalQuotes
 
Sept. 23, 2014, 10:23 p.m.
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Yes and yes. hahah

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Sept. 23, 2014, 7:51 p.m.
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Lock your doors at night or drunken frat boys might wander into your house and fall asleep in your bed, not remembering how they got there. They will proceed to ask if anyone named Hoover lives in your house. At least that's what happens to me when I forget to lock mine.
 
Sept. 23, 2014, 7:48 p.m.
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New tongue twister: People passionately petting purple pomeranian puppies at public parties.
 
Sept. 1, 2014, 5:49 p.m.
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Lately I've been thinking a lot about the mind-body connection. For two weeks I've been suffering from severe nausea to the point where I find it difficult to eat. I have always had problems with motion sickness. Perhaps the nausea is related to all of the waves and uncertainty going on in my life right now. Maybe if I learned to fly above the waves rather than letting them toss me around, my nausea would subside. I just wish I knew how to accomplish that.
 
Aug. 8, 2014, 9:54 p.m.
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A pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine. ..
 
Aug. 8, 2014, 9:53 p.m.
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Charlie wears the best necklaces.
 
July 10, 2014, 1:01 a.m.
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Feeling small.

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July 10, 2014, 12:55 a.m.
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How cool would it be if we could just ride grasshoppers everywhere? I feel like this would be a really efficient mode of transportation.
 
June 22, 2014, 3:26 p.m.
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Put potato chips on my sandwich and it's actually really delicious. I highly recommend crunchy sandwiches.