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Lock your doors at night or drunken frat boys might wander into your house and fall asleep in your bed, not remembering how they got there. They will proceed to ask if anyone named Hoover lives in your house. At least that's what happens to me when I forget to lock mine. |
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| Pisces |
Sept. 23, 2014, 7:51 p.m. |
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| Joel Osteen |
You have to come to your closed doors before you get to your open doors... What if you knew you had to go through 32 closed doors before you got to your open door? Well, then you'd come to closed door number eight and you'd think, 'Great, I got another one out of the way'... Keep moving forward. |
| Enrique Iglesias |
I don't sleep much. It takes me a long time to fall asleep. I'm a bit of an insomniac but, when I fall asleep, I don't ever want to wake up. |
| Ryan Adams |
There is this strange fog of being a young man that I would refer to as soft time. Time does not go forward there. It's a series of doors that kind of wind back into one another, like a series of doors in the upper floor of a house. You revisit the same lessons over and over again, or you choose to ignore them. |
| Alexandra Daddario |
I went to an all-girls school for part of high school, and the idea of boys was amazing to me; like, all I ever wanted to do was kiss boys and be around boys. |
| George Burns |
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. |
| George Santayana |
We must welcome the future, remembering that soon it will be the past; and we must respect the past, remembering that it was once all that was humanly possible. |
| Barry Eichengreen |
Why was there so much work-sharing in the 1930s? One reason is that government pushed for it. In his memoirs, President Herbert Hoover estimated that as many as two million workers avoided unemployment as a result of his efforts to promote work-sharing. |
| Maynard Jackson |
Behind closed doors they had what were legendary battles I hear but when the doors opened there was absolute unity. Not a crack could be found. No separation whatsoever. They were locked together for the good of the community. |
| Angelina Jolie |
I've realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don't trust my instincts - Thats when I get in trouble. |
| Emily Dickinson |
They might not need me; but they might. I'll let my head be just in sight; a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity. |
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I feel like I keep getting so close to remembering my dreams in detail but most of them I still forget. I had one though where my boss lived in my grandmas house and we worked in the house and I was outside hanging up laundry and the wind picked up. I looked up and saw a tornado forming and heading straight toward me and so I ran inside and down the basement stairs and my boss was like "come this way" and we went through all these underground tunnels by moving parts of the wall out of the way and crawling around and the tornado went away but then somehow we ended up in an attic above the house (doesn't exist in real life). Not sure how that happened.
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I had a dream that I was at my parents house helping them with something. There was an earthquake and ground the house was on fell forward into a crack. This didn't damage the house but it made the floors unlevel and you would have to hold onto things to pull yourself up to the rooms in the back of the house. Everyone was outside when it happened and then I was going into the house to get something and I got attacked by a bunch of yellow jackets. I had my hood up and they were going for my neck for some reason so I was trying to shield my face and keep distance between my sweatshirt and my skin but it didn't really work.
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I had a dream that I was in someone's house but it wasn't their normal house, it was this huge weird house that had all these rooms with open walls into stairwells and she lived there with her mom. For some reason, I was in the house but no one else was and there was a deer with big pointy antlers walking around and it was going to attack me and I ran in a room and closed the door and it was charging at the door and it's antlers were poking through. It was really angry.
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'My Airbnb Guests Threw a New Year's Party For 300 People'
"What's the worst that can happen?" thought Nicko Feinberg last December when he listed his house on Airbnb.
The listing explicitly said no parties. Then a request came through to book the house for one night on New Year's Day. It was from a young man, probably in his early 20s. He had one review but it was terrific.... I picked up my boys and we stayed down the road at my mother's apartment... When I got back [the next day] I saw three or four cars in the driveway. I threw my food down and knew I was screwed. Inside there were abo...
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I had a dream that I was married and had a kid and lived in this house that I think I owned. I had a bunch of friends over for something and my wife was outside with the kid. I noticed that our automatic blinds (that completely cover doors and windows) were going down but I didn't hit any buttons. Then I saw the kid on the ground like he had fallen and I was trying to get the blinds open so I could go out but it seemed like someone was messing with them. I eventually got out and then saw that my wife had been shot. I thought to first check for the shooter so I ran to one side of the house (it was really small) and then the other and out into the street. I car was driving toward me very fast and when I ran out it swerved into a tree. I thought that must have been the shooter so then I ran back and got my family in the car to go to the hospital. Yikes.
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I had a dream that my mom loved my sister more than me and was not at all trying to hide it. When I confronted her about it, she agreed but made excuses for it. Francis bought her a present and she was rude and rejecting of it.
Also in my dream, the smoke alarm in my house went off, and we went outside and saw that our next-door neighbors' house was burning down. I tried to call the police, but they were being really unhelpful. In the end, I'm pretty sure the wife/mother in the house died, and maybe one or two of the kids, too. I felt partially responsible, but maybe just in a survivors'-guilt way.
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""Get the fuck out of my house""
"A 'house', oh interesting. Never heard of a house, looks pretty good."
"Tastes much better than the couch did."
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I had a dream that an airplane crashed into someone's house. The plane seemed fine and the house was not. A woman walked out of the rubble and started hitting the plane with a stick and the plane was flopping around like an injured bird. The woman's daughter came out of the rubble and knew that if her mom kept hitting the plane it would keep flopping and eventually it would break and kill everyone inside. The daughter decided she had to save everyone's lives and she pulled out a chainsaw and cut her mom's head off. The rest of the dream was experiencing a mental breakdown from the point of view of the daughter.
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I had some dream about my house catching on fire and then some other dream where I was having a wedding in my parents driveway and I fell over and collapsed or something. There was also a secret mine track in the woods that led to a hidden forest pool area.
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I had a dream that I was standing on top of my house and the chimney fell and crushed the other part of the house and all these critters ran out of the walls. Then this giant spider crawled out and I had to kill it. I squished it but it was like as big as my torso and it was like popping a balloon. Very weird.
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