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Aunt Karen
Username: majesticgoldencentaur Date Joined: April 16, 2017, 2:51 a.m. Last Login: 2825 days Public Posts: 3 Public Votes: 4 (+4-0)
April 29, 2017, 2:23 a.m.
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So I hate that moment when your friend is in the middle of pouring out his soul and right at the moment of a reflecting silence a fart slips out of you. Like you have absolutely no control. This fart is too powerful that is surpasses any attempts at clenching. It has left your body before you can take appropriate action to cover it up. Its exposed and the truth comes out.....women do fart.
April 23, 2017, 2:13 a.m.
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Sounds more like a nightmare to me :)
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April 23, 2017, 1:45 a.m.
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Today's pick up line:
Walk up to a girl with ranch dressing drizzled on your face (preference stuck in a beard)and say
"your face can look like this when I'm finished with you."