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Tamantha Pancreas was my mom's name too |
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| John Gallagher, Jr. |
I don't have a pet, but I dream of someday getting a pug dog whom I will name Croque Monsieur so that I may alternate between calling him Croque, Monsieur or his full name: Croque Monsieur. I'll more than likely only use his first and last name most often when he's been bad. |
| Malcolm X |
The real names of our people were destroyed during slavery. The last name of my forefathers was taken from them when they were brought to America and made slaves, and then the name of the slave master was given, which we refuse, we reject that name today and refuse it. I never acknowledge it whatsoever. |
| Marilyn Manson |
Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best. |
| Muhammad Ali |
The name Muhammad is the most common name in the world. In all the countries around the world - Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Morocco, Turkey, Syria, Lebanon - there are more Muhammads than anything else. When I joined the Nation of Islam and became a Muslim, they gave me the most famous name because I was the champ. |
| Zach Galifianakis |
My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis. |
| Leonard Bacon |
Technique! The very word is like a shriek of outraged Art. It is the idiot name given to effort by those who are too weak, too weary, or too dull to play the game. The mighty have no theory of technique. |
| Carrie Ann Inaba |
I do a one-hour workout called Drenched, a cardio-boxing fitness routine, Monday through Friday. There are usually between twenty-five and fifty people there - everyone from stay-at-home moms and professional martial artists to teenagers and seniors. They play great dance music. When I can, I take two classes back-to-back. |
| Charles Stanley |
Motherhood is a great honor and privilege, yet it is also synonymous with servanthood. Every day women are called upon to selflessly meet the needs of their families. Whether they are awake at night nursing a baby, spending their time and money on less-than-grateful teenagers, or preparing meals, moms continuously put others before themselves. |
| Fergie |
I wasn't trying to be a role model with 'The Dutchess,' but suddenly, seeing little girls in the audience with their moms made me think about what I do onstage a little bit more. I had to watch my mouth, because it can be filthy. It changed things for me. |
| Kathy Ireland |
Our mission began with finding solutions for families, especially busy moms. |
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Hey guys! It's me Tamantha Pancreas! How do ya do?
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#double moms
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ill regex yo moms, too!
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this is the new moms spaghetti IMO : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q12xOukVAI
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I was listening to Mom's Spaghetti and now I really want spaghetti...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
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except when they smack you in the face and you bleed everywhere and your mom goes "AHHHHHH!" #moms
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Dreams I've had recently:
-I found out both my parents were having affairs with people. My mom's had been going on since I was 7 and was with some guy she met while wading into water in Mexico. He taught our whole family how to snorkel or something like that. My dad's was with some woman named Linda he met at the indoor pool where he swims laps.
-My sister got back together with her ex-girlfriend and that same day they got married at a courthouse.
-I found my iPod. (Then I found it in real life that day.)
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I had a dream that an airplane crashed into someone's house. The plane seemed fine and the house was not. A woman walked out of the rubble and started hitting the plane with a stick and the plane was flopping around like an injured bird. The woman's daughter came out of the rubble and knew that if her mom kept hitting the plane it would keep flopping and eventually it would break and kill everyone inside. The daughter decided she had to save everyone's lives and she pulled out a chainsaw and cut her mom's head off. The rest of the dream was experiencing a mental breakdown from the point of view of the daughter.
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I woke up this morning, I had a boner
I went to sleep last night with no bitch, nigga, I was a loner
I be going through shit, losin' bitches and homies
If I don't make it with this rap shit, nigga, I might be homeless
My moms don't got a job, my pop's checks ain't enough
If ain't bringin' home that money, my whole family is fucked
I swear I move like the mob, I'm watchin' movies too much
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