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kay well this girl I'm hanging out with later this week said she wants!to sit on my face... She has a perfect butt and it feels amazing on my lap and feeling her up but I feel like this is a little weird. Is it weird for a girl to do this or what. I mean I might do it, but does anyone know anything about this. She was getting really turned on and describing it really in depth when she asked. It was really strange. She said "I'll lay you down and smother you in my skin tight leggings. I'll sit there for hours while you lay down under my huge ***. Then I'll change into my tiny bikini and continueto sit on your face. You're face will be completely covered and you'll smell it and like it. She said she would let me slip it in her butt if she can do this Anyinformation on this would begreat.Girl wants to sit on my face |
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| Jim Carrey |
I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her. |
| Julian Fellowes |
The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later I told her she ought to marry me. She thought I was as mad as a rat. She wouldn't even give me her telephone number - and she wrote in her diary: 'A funny little man asked me to marry him.' |
| Billy Eckstine |
My youngest daughter sings. She's going to be very good. She's graduated from Music School and she's been working down around and getting her feet wet, you know. I had her out with me for a year just showing her the ropes a little bit, but she's going to be all right. |
| Joseph Gatt |
When I first met my girlfriend, Mercy Malick, she asked me if there was anything I should tell her that could put her off me if she found out later. So I told her that I was a total 'Star Wars' geek and had boxes of 'Star Wars' toys in storage. |
| Keiko Agena |
The women I admire most in this business are Susan Sarandon, Bette Midler and Winona Ryder. Susan Sarandon because she's, well, Susan Sarandon. Winona because she's never compromised herself by showing her body in any of her love scenes, and Bette Midler because she has such a varied life. Her family, her marriage and her career are all priorities. |
| William Falconer |
Hence a ship is said to be tight, when her planks are so compact and solid as to prevent the entrance of the water in which she is immersed: and a cask is called tight, when the staves are so close that none of the liquid contained therein can issue through or between them. |
| Celia Imrie |
If I look back, my mother was always out. I can remember the perfume and her scarlet chiffon dress and crystal beads, going to a party. She used to play her violin at restaurants later on in life and at old people's homes. She loved the races, which she used to take me to as a child: our carpets were bought with her winnings. Loved her chickens. |
| Bobby Cannavale |
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange. |
| Queen Elizabeth II |
First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good times and bad, she never lost her capacity to smile and laugh, nor to inspire others with her warmth and kindness. I admired and respected her - for her energy and commitment to others, and especially for her devotion to her two boys. |
| Mario Cantone |
I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess? |
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I had a dream that I followed some girl into an apartment and I was talking to her and she was saying some things that sounded like English but didn't make any sense. She was going through the fridge and then walked into a bedroom. I followed her and then I realized that she was a robot version of a girl I use to know. For some reason this then made it obvious to me that the not robot version of her also lived in the apartment. Then the dream got weird. I snuck into the other room when it was dark and the real girl and some dude were there. The girl couldn't see me but I kept moving around and making noise enough that the guy thought someone else was in the room, but the girl didn't notice. It was like I was purposely trying to freak out this guy. Eventually they both realized someone was there and I ran away. They didn't find me.
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I had some weird dreams last night. In one of them I was on a planet with people from earth and we were in a different part of the universe where you could see all sorts of other galaxies in the sky and there were two that were colliding and they lit up the whole sky with all sorts of yellow and purpley colors. There was this girl that was taking pictures and video of the whole thing trying to document it. She was walking through fields of tall grasses and these plains that were filled with very shallow water that had waves about twice as high as the depth of the water, but still shorter than the average person. The dream kept switching between this girl and a completely different place in time where these unrecognizable creatures were speaking in a language I didn't understand about the collision of the two galaxies. There were one or two other dreams I had in different REM cycles and I don't remember them at the moment.
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i 'officially' dated a girl for 2 months once my freshman year. i have never had a girlfriend since. also that girl was diagnosed with this disease that internally switches your body from boy or girl to the opposite. her ex boyfriend from before is now a girl.
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I had a dream that I was at some weird party with people from my childhood and time was weird and it was like the state of people's brains (including their maturity) were jumping randomly to different points in their life. Then I left that weird party and was walking home, which apparently was through the woods in the snow and up a huge hill. As I was climbing the hill I noticed someone trapped in the snow. I pulled this girl out but there was some mechanism she stepped on that set off some fireworks. They started shooting up in the sky and barely not blowing off our heads. Then I woke up.
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"I've had to live my life pretending that I'm colorblind."
One day in middle school, we were doing something with colors, I cant remember what but it had to do with colors, so I turned to the girl next to me and said as a joke, "Which one of these is blue? I'm colorblind.", while holding up 3 markers that weren't even close to blue. But here's the catch, she actually thought that I was colorblind, so she points out what the blue one was and we go on with our day. Or so I thought. About a week later someone is talking about uno, and I remember this because this was one of the weirdest conversations I've had with someone. So were talking about uno, and the girl goes, "Cal, you must be a shitty uno player because you're colorblind.", so everyone starts asking about it and I have to come up ...
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I had this dream that I think I liked this girl from my high school and I had a friend that I was talking to about it. He decided later to tell this girl but he did not want to tell her exactly what I said because it was a secret. In my dream mind, the logical thing for him to tell her instead was that I liked her hair ties. I saw the girl later and she came up to me and said "I got you some hair ties" and raised her eyebrows at me. I think I said "what the hell" and then woke up.
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Today's pick up line:
Walk up to a girl with ranch dressing drizzled on your face (preference stuck in a beard)and say
"your face can look like this when I'm finished with you."
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this is the same hotel/ vacation district and girl from my dream tonight. wasnt sure who the girl was still. but yes i seemed to have known her
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yes. i learned today that it was most likely this girl who is one of my student workers. she said i messaged her in the dream. and i was distinctly with a girl who i couldnt quite put a finger on who it was
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I had a dream I was dressed as a girl and I had a skirt and some cool pink hair and I looked good. Someone came up to me and said "i didn't know you were a girl" and I said "ONLY WHEN I PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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