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I ordered pizza and my house is kimdve difficult to find if you don't know where it is. For special instructions I wrote 'if you are facing the house their is a sidewalk on the right that leads to a door. There will be a man in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, and he will take you to the whopper lair."
A. I hope they actually bring me pizza. I normally order as Max Power but thought that was too much this time.
B. I hope someone laughed and got the joke. Lol |
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Dec. 14, 2018, 1:56 a.m. |
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Carl Sagan |
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. |
Neil Jackson |
I didn't have the money to put myself through drama school, so I thought - naively - that if I wrote a play and put it on at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, agents would see me and that would be my ticket to Hollywood. I wrote a musical; an acting coach saw it and put me on his course for free while I wrote for his company. |
David Icke |
A friend at school was always being laughed at because his father emptied dustbins for a living. But those who laughed worshipped famous footballers. This is an example of our topsy-turvy view of 'success.' Who would we miss most if they did not work for a month, the footballer or the garbage collector? |
Cab Calloway |
You don't think it was because a white man wrote it, a black man wrote it, a green man wrote it. What - doesn't make a difference! Doesn't make a difference. I think he did a good job. |
Tony Fernandes |
In Europe, they travel a lot lighter. I always joke that my Indonesian passengers bring their house and their neighbor's house. |
Chinua Achebe |
But I liked Yeats! That wild Irishman. I really loved his love of language, his flow. His chaotic ideas seemed to me just the right thing for a poet. Passion! He was always on the right side. He may be wrongheaded, but his heart was always on the right side. He wrote beautiful poetry. |
Ron White |
The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. |
John F. Kennedy |
When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the area of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses. |
Simone Elkeles |
Fans always say they laughed and they cried while reading my books. And I tell them that I laughed and cried while writing them. |
Michael Ealy |
The kind of issues that we face as detectives are similar to what the other married couples out there are facing, or the brother and sister, or the brother and brother are facing. Relationships are universal. |