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iswallowmarbles


Username: iswallowmarbles
Date Joined: March 8, 2017, 2:48 a.m.
Last Login: 2819 days
Public Posts: 15
Public Votes: 27 (+27-0)


 
May 5, 2017, 5:33 p.m.
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One time we got high and watched the pizza cook.
 
April 28, 2017, 11:31 p.m.
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If you replace the $10 toaster oven with a $10 toaster you are still going to end up with burnt toast.
 
April 27, 2017, 12:04 p.m.
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No, I can not eat lunch at noon. I woke up 20 minutes ago.
 
April 25, 2017, 1:30 p.m.
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The rate at which my lighters disappear is infuriating.
 
April 17, 2017, 6:51 p.m.
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I find that when I wear happier clothes, I have happier toes.
 
March 27, 2017, 3:44 p.m.
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Tips and tricks for "My high Is wearing off"
 
March 27, 2017, 3:38 p.m.
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I had a dream where my mom was "painting" stripes on every wall in the house using crayons and sidewalk chalk.
 
March 18, 2017, 11:49 a.m.
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You can't do that
I did that
Don't eat yourself
Auto magically
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Smoke inside please
Do do
No
Fish
...
 
March 18, 2017, 11:45 a.m.
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I moved all the pictures on my phone(about 4 gifs of photos) to my computer and the next time I picked up my phone it was 10 times lighter.
 
March 18, 2017, 11:45 a.m.
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It's only ever taken one to tango
 
March 11, 2017, 4 p.m.
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Ye

This post is a comment.
 
March 11, 2017, 2:13 a.m.
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Mr. Fucking pacifist is telling me why he kicks dogs.
 
March 10, 2017, 3:14 p.m.
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Baking is like alchemy. But better.
 
March 7, 2017, 10:13 p.m.
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I'm stuck in the sound? Lets go.
 
March 7, 2017, 10:06 p.m.
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