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I had a dream that Sherman and I were going to go to jail for trespassing. A cop handcuffed us and put us in his car and then started driving and was like "Let's get some pizza. What kind of pizza do you guys like? Should we get some Mountain Dew?" Then he bought us food and told us why trespassing was bad instead of throwing us in jail. |
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| M. C. Gainey |
If I play a cop, it's always a racist cop or a trigger-happy cop or a crooked cop - but by and large I play cowboys, bikers, and convicts. |
| Steve Ballmer |
The number one benefit of information technology is that it empowers people to do what they want to do. It lets people be creative. It lets people be productive. It lets people learn things they didn't think they could learn before, and so in a sense it is all about potential. |
| Holland Roden |
I bought a car, but not just any car; I bought a Volvo, which was the safest on the road at the time. It's not any more, so I upgraded to the Mercedes. |
| Samuel Johnson |
No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. |
| Muhammad Ali |
I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick. |
| Abhishek Bachchan |
I'm not a model; hence I don't see the reason to have a six-pack abs. I can pull off a tough and rugged look of a cop in 'Dhoom' series without taking my shirt off. Cops don't have to move around without a shirt to flaunt their machismo. What makes the character of a cop stand out is his attitude and not his six-pack abs. |
| Floyd Abrams |
The question at the end of the day was, the courts having found there was no defense, a producer about to go to jail, should CBS in effect tell the producer go to jail even though there is no law at all that we can use to get you out of jail? |
| Sherilyn Fenn |
Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years! |
| Jim Bakker |
I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up. |
| Richard Hammond |
It's not just the kid who's spent every penny from his job to upgrade his car to tell the world he cares about sports cars, it's also the person driving around in a fuel-conscious hybrid electric car, because it's more a message to the world than an effective means of saving fuel, to be quite honest. |
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I had a dream that I was at a school and there was a kid who I think was a criminal of some sort. He was trying to get the principal of the school to do something for him and the principal refused. This kid then went nuts and started throwing desks and stuff everywhere. For some reason, there was a jail attached to the school. The kid had done something wrong to a bunch of people in jail and the warden decided they could temporarily let them out to get their revenge. Then this kid was running around and hiding in the school and these criminals were trying to hunt him down. He got cornered at some point and got shanked. He died. Then the criminals started just murdering each other and other kids at the school.
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I had a dream I was at an orchestra concert and I was not in the concert but I was standing in this pit near the stage. I held up an instrument and asked someone whose violin it was and someone said it was a viola. Then the orchestra started performing and I tried to call out of the pit but I couldn't get out. Then my parents were there and they got up during the performance and tried to help me which was embarrassing. Then they told me to go home and meet them there. I went to their house and the house was more like a greenhouse and all the walls and doors were glass. I went there and started making pizza with some pizza dough. I drew a face in the dough with my finger and then ripped the dough around the face off. Then I continued making a pizza with all the dough. I knew a person would show up pretending to be my parent but would secretly be a demon and that I should pretend that I don't know that so I can escape. But then a demon just showed up with a huge knife and started walkin...
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I had a dream that an Uber driver stole my car and I eventually caught up with him and got in the car and he was like 'where do you want to go'? And I told him some place and he started driving and then he pulled out a violin and started playing while he was driving and told me that he gets all his practicing done while he's driving.
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pizza rolls! here's yo filthly pizza rolls! you daft fuck!
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What fictional place would you most like to go? wreck it ralph,pizza land where everything is pizza, inside a genie lamp, place where I can live inside of the clouds.
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What kind of pizza are ya gonna sell when you grow up?
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I had a dream that this Skyrim-like world was real and Sean, Ashley, me, and part of the cast of Scrubs were wandering around on top of this mountain and we heard these kids screaming. Then all these guys with bows started trying to kill us but we kicked ass, especially Donald Faison.
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I ordered pizza and my house is kimdve difficult to find if you don't know where it is. For special instructions I wrote 'if you are facing the house their is a sidewalk on the right that leads to a door. There will be a man in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, and he will take you to the whopper lair."
A. I hope they actually bring me pizza. I normally order as Max Power but thought that was too much this time.
B. I hope someone laughed and got the joke. Lol
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I had a dream that I was at my parent's house in their office and a balding man in a suit walked up to me with a gun and asked me for directions to a mirror. I told him how to get to the mirror down the hall and he said he didn't get it so I started drawing him a map. My siblings showed up and started drawing maps too and then one of them hit the guy suddenly and we all shoved him into a waffle maker. He turned into a tasty looking waffle which was kind of disturbing. Then I woke up briefly and fell asleep and had another dream. This one was about cannibalism. There were several picnic tables stacked on top of each other but each one had piles of books on top. I climbed up this stack of tables to find a book at the top and then I jumped off and landed in a grassy field. My mom and my sister (I don't have a sister) were there and my mom was trying to keep my sister from trying to eat other humans. She was carrying around a big pepper shaker and trying to pepper people before she attemp...
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I had a dream I was driving someone's car and I crashed it and ended up in some mountain. I was walking around this mountain thing and noticed it was sort of moving, then realized it was a giant octopus. It was the middle of the day and it was bright, and everywhere there was darkness there were spiders. Every spot that had no sun was covered with so many spiders that you could barely see through them. I remember knowing the sun was setting and being worried, and then I woke up.
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