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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. |
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| cauz |
Oct. 20, 2018, 2:39 p.m. |
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| Noah Feldman |
I have a 2-year-old son, and I know I'm dealing with a big, grand word when I can't point to the thing when I define it. Right? If he wants to know what a chair is, I can point to the chair. If he wants to know what religion is, I can't point to anything in particular. The same is true of the state. |
| Walter Winchell |
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. |
| George Farquhar |
When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony. |
| Simon Baker |
Well, capitalism is going to grow and grow. The nature of it is that the guy who has the most poker chips on the table has more leverage than everyone else. He can eventually outbluff everyone else and outraise everyone else at the table. That's what has happened and it needs to be corrected. |
| Louis Farrakhan |
I am not the same man I was 35 years ago. And I hope that five years and ten years from now, I'll be a better man, a more mature man, a wiser man, a more humble man and a more spirited man to serve the good of my people and the good of humanity. |
| Liam Gallagher |
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night. |
| Kirk Cameron |
God steps into the suffering with us, and He takes it on himself, and He walks through it with us, and He uses it to create something in you that is unstoppable. |
| Nikki Haley |
I don't think we should focus on what church that person walks into .. I think we need to focus on what they do when they walk out of church. |
| Harriet Ann Jacobs |
There is a great difference between Christianity and religion at the south. If a man goes to the communion table, and pays money into the treasury of the church, no matter if it be the price of blood, he is called religious. |
| John Steinbeck |
Man, unlike anything organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments. |
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so many prepositions "Helga spots an open chair next to a young girl and what must be her father on her other side at a long table with studiers on the opposite end."
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The length of blind people's canes should be proportional to how blind they are. It's the only natural conclusion to competing over bad eyesight.
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A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
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A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
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I like the idea of someone sitting in a chair and squeaking out the sentence "I need my medicine" and then a butler brings this guy a feather and uses it to tickle his nose.
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"Continue to do this with something different every time you see them. "So what's this this giant chair thing we're all sitting on called again? Oh, a Couch! It's very interesting!""
""Tastes very strange!""
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Periodic Table Turns 150 Years Old
The Economist tells the story of how French chemist Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier came to publish the first putatively comprehensive list of chemical elements -- substances incapable of being broken down by chemical reactions into other substances -- known today as the periodic table. It was Lavoisier and his wife Marie-Anne who pioneered the technique of measuring quantitatively what went into and came out of a chemical reaction, as a way of getting to the heart of what such a reaction really is. "Where the story of the periodic table of the elements really starts is debatable," reports The Economist, "but Lavoisier's laboratory is as good a place as any to begin..." Here's an excerpt from the report:
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So I had this dream where I was a payphone on the corner of Haggadorn and Saginaw. And Robin Williams walks up and puts a dime in me and picks up the reciever but he can only speak French curse words and he can't figure out why the phone won't work.
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It might be better if I implement this as an actual feature kind of like the related quotes stuff. If you have texts I could just store them in a separate table.
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i tried to memorize the perodic table by looping a wav of generated speech listing the elements and their numbers and listening to it when i was sleeping. it didn't work.
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