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A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!" |
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There are no conversations. |
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Oct. 20, 2018, 2:39 p.m. |
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Kate Capshaw |
The best preparation for acting is life - observing life and people and observing yourself. All that becomes your library. So when you have to research a part, a scene or an emotion, you go into the library and get what you need. |
Umberto Eco |
A book is a fragile creature, it suffers the wear of time, it fears rodents, the elements and clumsy hands. so the librarian protects the books not only against mankind but also against nature and devotes his life to this war with the forces of oblivion. |
Ray Bradbury |
I spent three days a week for 10 years educating myself in the public library, and it's better than college. People should educate themselves - you can get a complete education for no money. At the end of 10 years, I had read every book in the library and I'd written a thousand stories. |
George W. Bush |
So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're free all right, you're free to do the dishes.' So I say, 'You're talking to the former president, baby,' and she said, 'consider this your new domestic policy agenda.' |
Walter Winchell |
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. |
Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa |
I grew up reading comic books. Super hero comic books, Archie comic books, horror comic books, you name it. |
Ray Bradbury |
I discovered me in the library. I went to find me in the library. |
Sam Abell |
My parents, grandmother and brother were teachers. My mother taught Latin and French and was the school librarian. My father taught geography and a popular class called Family Living, the precursor to Sociology, which he eventually taught. My grandmother was a beloved one-room school teacher at Knob School, near Sonora in Larue County, Ky. |
Jack Henry Abbott |
Imagine a thousand more such daily intrusions in your life, every hour and minute of every day, and you can grasp the source of this paranoia, this anger that could consume me at any moment if I lost control. |
Hunter S. Thompson |
There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment. |