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lol me too. i just imagine a bear yawning and accidentally knocking over a bee hive so they have to move their whole society to the branch next to it |
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| Joel Edgerton |
To act with a tennis ball and imagine it's a tentacle, or if you're in some kind of wilderness film and you go, 'Okay, we can't have a grizzly bear here, but imagine when you step over the rock there there's a grizzly bear.' I don't know. They're tough moments. |
| Mary Kay Ash |
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway. |
| Karel Capek |
It was a great thing to be a human being. It was something tremendous. Suddenly I'm conscious of a million sensations buzzing in me like bees in a hive. Gentlemen, it was a great thing. |
| Tony Fernandes |
My whole life has always been about looking for that person that money can't buy in that they've got a bee in their bonnet. |
| Edward Everett Hale |
Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have. |
| Ireland Baldwin |
I imagine how hard it might be to walk down the runway. Me in heels is, like, deforesting the forest, knocking trees, completely 'timber!' |
| Kyle Abraham |
A lot of the time, when I'm choreographing, I'm not thinking about what movement look best next to the next movement - I'm actually thinking about what song and what sound sounds right next to the next thing. So kind of choreographing as if I'm always making a mix tape, so to speak. |
| Tim Cahill |
Right whales, for all their size, are surprisingly athletic. They roll, they slap their flukes, they lift their heads out of the water in a move known as a spy hop. They find playthings and are particularly fond of swimming repeatedly through clumps of seaweed, which slides over them like a feathered boa. |
| Mencius |
I like fish, and I also like bear's paws. If I cannot have the two together, I will let the fish go, and take the bear's paws. So, I like life, and I also like righteousness. If I cannot keep the two together, I will let life go, and choose righteousness. |
| Miguel Angel Ruiz |
Just imagine becoming the way you used to be as a very young child, before you understood the meaning of any word, before opinions took over your mind. The real you is loving, joyful, and free. The real you is just like a flower, just like the wind, just like the ocean, just like the sun. |
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Care bears I wish existed: Burnout bear, Sellout bear, Crossfit bear, C+ bear, Fulfillment bear, Recursion bear. Open to suggestions
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24 Amazon Workers Sent To Hospital After Robot Accidentally Unleashes Bear Spray
Twenty-four Amazon workers in New Jersey have been hospitalized after a robot accidentally tore a can of bear repellent spray in a warehouse, officials said. The two dozen workers were treated at five local hospitals, Robbinsville Township communications and public information officer John Nalbone told ABC News. One remains in critical condition and 30 additional workers were treated at the scene. The official investigation revealed "an automated machine accidentally punctured a 9-ounce bear repellent can, releasing concentrated Capsaican," Nalbone said. Capsaican is the major ingredient in pepper spray. The fulfillment center was given the all clear by Wednesday evening.
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for more bee puns: our song, na style jaa- black eyed bees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqnmYU9G5Xk
a story about a beehive being attacked by bears so they move a branch away but it doesnt really help much
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I had three dreams in a row. The two were nightmares. The first was that someone was wearing a bear costume but then I think that they started to act like a real bear and eating people which was really scary and then the second one was that one of the robots from the new zelda game was living in my backyard and wanted to break into my house. The third one was that I was in highschool again and I volunteered for some writing exercise I had to do on the board and it was kind of weird but had something to do with oranges.
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Who would win in a fight a black bear or a silverback gorilla? The black bear has gingivitis and the silverback gorilla has self-esteem issues.
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Society has never evolved from the standpoint of viewing sex as a social contract. We don't trade livestock for peoples' daughters anymore, but the principle still remains. The man achieves wealth and power and success...and he is then rewarded with sex from the woman. In this economy a females sexual appeal is infinitely valuable and can be traded for almost anything a man can produce. Its no wonder society only values females bodies.
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This is my favorite verse though:
Bee Brad: Our sweet nectar? I doubt it. bears dont come around here lookin fo dat honey very often. he coulda been coughin or yawnin honestly its a new dawn and i combed the hive we bee buildin, so stop it
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A very memorable dream/nightmare from my *very* early childhood, like 2 or 3 years old.
Background: In real life, I had a little teddy bear that had a sound or vibration box inside it, meant to be evocative of the mother's heartbeat while in the womb, it's supposed to be cozy or comforting. It turned on with a little knob that you twist, which you access in the back behind a velcro flap. Anyway, I did like that bear, and I liked snuggling it.
More background: When i was really little, I must have seen some kind of zelda movie (wait...is zelda what I mean? I'm referring to those movies abo...
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right. it is possible but i think the images are more complicated than its worth to break. plus by the time you successfully crack 'dogs' theyll have another subject to guess. now they are trying to move more towards the 'checkbox' captcha. it tracks your mouse movements and compares them to other people and your own habits. someone did make a physical robot to move a mouse and click it that was successful lol
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Jokes are such a weird thing to exist... it's like the brain going "Ohoho, you fooled mah branch predictor? Here, take some nice neurotransmitters for that"
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