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Jokes are such a weird thing to exist... it's like the brain going "Ohoho, you fooled mah branch predictor? Here, take some nice neurotransmitters for that" |
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Sept. 17, 2018, 10:04 p.m. |
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| Thomas R. Insel |
Most of our brain cells are glial cells, once thought to be mere support cells, but now understood as having a critical role in brain function. Glial cells in the human brain are markedly different from glial cells in other brains, suggesting that they may be important in the evolution of brain function. |
| Zaha Hadid |
As a woman, I'm expected to want everything to be nice and to be nice myself. A very English thing. I don't design nice buildings - I don't like them. I like architecture to have some raw, vital, earthy quality. |
| Bruce Feiler |
Knowing more about family history is the single biggest predictor of a child's emotional well-being. Grandparents can play a special role in this process, too. |
| Chaka Fattah |
There are no problems that exist in the District that have been solved elsewhere in the country. Whatever problems exist in this city exist other places. |
| Thomas R. Insel |
We have to remain humble about our understanding of the brain, because even our most powerful tools remain pretty blunt instruments for decoding the brain. In fact, we still do not know how to decipher the basic language of how the brain works. |
| Chris D'Elia |
I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write a joke where I don't end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least that way, I know no comics will steal my jokes. Too many bruises. |
| Antonio Damasio |
There is no such thing as a disembodied mind. The mind is implanted in the brain, and the brain is implanted in the body. |
| John Adams |
When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more. |
| Francois de La Rochefoucauld |
The intellect is always fooled by the heart. |
| Jeremy Irvine |
Every time I get a role I think, 'I've actually fooled them again, I can't believe they keep falling for this!' |
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It's weird how, when you're angry/frustrated, it's hard to be nice to yourself/take care of yourself. It's like "Fuck you, world" gets translated in my brain to "Fuck you, me," and then I just engage in bad habits that make things worse.
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Oh yeah, I been there. My being pregnant/having an infant dreams are usually pretty disturbing and weird. I think I've had maybe one nice one that didn't wake me up like a nightmare but it was still weird.
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actually, some of the jokes would probably be .. out of this world
like imagine coming up with new material on mars lmao like
'they said we cant do it. they said we would never be on solid ground.
theres nothing holding us down now"
or like some moon jokes lmao
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Quarantine is weird. It is kind of nice though so far.
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I had a dream that I was in an apartment building. It would have been what we call "post-apocalypse", but in my view it is more of a gradual thing, so I feel we should really be more specific. It seemed to be post-capitalism, but before any system could replace the main functions of capitalism, so there were apartment buildings but no landlords. They were rundown. No places to buy food. Lots of violent crime. The apartment I was in looked really nice. It was like a nice secret hideout in a dystopian landscape. I had a roommate and I came out into the central room when I heard someone shouting loudly. Someone had gotten into the apartment and had a huge knife. They were trying to rob us or kill us and we were backing away toward the window. If we had to jump we'd probably die too. Then I woke up.
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the year i was on probation is a weird thing to miss
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I had a dream that my friend and I were friends with an owl and a cat. The owl was nice and the cat seemed kind of weird. He didn't understand boundaries and I think he was secretly evil. Maybe he secretly wasn't even a cat. Then I remember something else about trying to balance on some floating raft in a pool or something and some large guy trying to knock it over. No idea.
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80% of the brain is water. Your brain isn’t the firm, gray mass you’ve seen on TV. Living brain tissue is a squishy, pink and jelly-like organ thanks to the loads of blood and high water content of the tissue.
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Your brain uses 20% of the oxygen that enters your bloodstream. The brain only makes up about 2% of our body mass, yet consumes more oxygen than any other organ in the body, making it extremely susceptible to damage related to oxygen deprivation. So breathe deep to keep your brain happy and swimming in oxygenated cells.
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constant recording our speech data, doin some analysis like detecting our jokes, having an led board that lights up certain days you said something was semantically similar
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