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Something nice happened yesterday and I just wanted to share.
Teaching French in 2010:
me: 'Can everyone quiet down, please?'
student: "You're not a teacher!"
Teaching Python in 2017:
student: 'Are you a teacher?'
me: 'Well, I'm teaching right now but I do have a day job.'
student: 'You should be a teacher.' |
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| William Arthur Ward |
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. |
| William Hague |
To the teacher weighed down with paperwork, I say: you've been messed around too often. You came into teaching to spend your time teaching children not filling in forms. |
| Simon Baker |
Well, capitalism is going to grow and grow. The nature of it is that the guy who has the most poker chips on the table has more leverage than everyone else. He can eventually outbluff everyone else and outraise everyone else at the table. That's what has happened and it needs to be corrected. |
| Freddy Adu |
I don't know French at all. I took some lessons when I was younger but all I know are the numbers. I've been told basically everyone in Monaco speaks English because of it being a huge vacation spot so I'm excited about that. I might not need to learn French after all. |
| Trishelle Cannatella |
And I'm auditioning right now for a movie, and then I have a script that I'm reading right now for a horror film, and I'm meeting for a couple of television shows that I just had yesterday, and pretty much was offered one of them. |
| James Balog |
You know, we humans are programmed to think that big changes on the Earth happened a long time ago, or will happen a long time in the future. What we don't realize is that they actually can happen right now. Right here, right now, while we're alive, in our own hours and days and months and years. |
| Ryan Hall |
But it is nice to know that you have other races lined up, because sometimes you can get so focused on your next marathon that it can become kind of unhealthy in some ways. So it's nice to have something else to slap you in the face and say, all right, there is life after the Olympics. |
| Walter Winchell |
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people. |
| Matt Damon |
Fame is really strange. One day you're not famous, and then the next day you are, and the odd thing is that you know intellectually that nothing in the world is different. What mattered to you yesterday are the same things that matter today, and the rules all still apply - yet everyone looks at you differently. |
| Eric Idle |
No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad. |
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Your dream short-changed you, dude.
If you're going to be terrorized by cursed(?) coinage and snakes and stuff.... there damn better be one cool moment of victory. As in teaching some dude how to backflip.
It just seems fair.
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Last night I had a dream that I was taking an exam and Tina Fey was my teacher. It was one of those easy exams where you're supposed to know every answer but I didn't know any of them and was really stressed out about it. Good thing I'm not in school anymore!
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The king of the land was so fat and nice, but he couldn?t read the English handbook. He loved cheese and princesses. One lugubrious day, he wanted a car full of jello cheese, but nobody had a clue how to care.
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I'm really sorry that all of this stuff happened to you sherman. You're gonna be ok. Life goes on. Try to concentrate on the beautiful things and take care of yourself and those you love. You can call me anytime if you want to talk.
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It's weird how, when you're angry/frustrated, it's hard to be nice to yourself/take care of yourself. It's like "Fuck you, world" gets translated in my brain to "Fuck you, me," and then I just engage in bad habits that make things worse.
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Once upon a melon, there wasn?t any cheese or princesses. The king of the land was so fat and nice, but he couldn?t read the English handbook. He loved cheese and princesses. One lugubrious day, he wanted a car full of jello cheese, but nobody had a clue how to care. Frogs aren?t very gay or green when they love you. At least when they croak, fireflies dance.
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I had a dream that my friend and I were hanging out with Robin Williams. We both got into these separate cars and were driving up this hill. Robin Williams wanted to drive our car up the hill backward and I was telling him not to. He kept saying he didn't know how to drive this car. We got to the top but then he almost drove it off the edge of the hill. We got out of the car and then he fell anyway and died. Then my friend and I aged like 40 years suddenly and then we walked down the hill. We found these like, drunk 12-year-olds that wanted to fight us. They said "this isn't fair, you're not even drunk" and I said "yep" and then knocked him out and then my friend and I (now like 70 years old) just walked down the street in the middle of the night.
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Quiet?? TURN UP! only $29.95
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The lil teacher lady that emma is setting up with the debate teacher in clueless has caught my attention bc it seems like her style is very similar to mine. i was thinking she had a cute look and realized that later emma and stacy dash makeover attack her later. I fear i might be makeover attacked by the high school emmas and stacy dashes of the present.
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I don't think it's ever been this quiet in my apartment. I dunno where skill went.
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