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Clicking that button gave me an astonishing sense of glee.
Not satisfaction. Pure glee.
You can keep the sunglasses so long as I can mock them in perpetuity.
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Can we still be friends if I downvote your thought for being over 99%-probability incorrect?
Because... Uh.... You need a sunglasses-tervention
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Snakes are pretty cool.
Also "Sometimes the snake can be found swimming in the water which is also reflective of emotions that you are suppressing."
So, like, are you repressing concerns regarding your eyesight and/or impending doom related to said eyesight? I feel like it might be related to anxieties about your polarized sunglasses? Seems super legit.
I should switch to a Psychology Ph.D.
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Your dreams seem to have kind of a recurring snake presence thing happening, huh?
Freud would have things to say, man.
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I hate Twitter. And Comcast hates us all equally.
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I attempted to send a picture of the stars to my friend in New York City, who hasn't seen a star in months. I sent it--fully captioned with my intent--without looking at it beforehand.
He received an entirely black sky, without one bright spot/star. He asked if I'm trying to inform him that the universe is dying.
Today I learned that I am FANTASTIC at cheering people up. And using cameras.
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Shhhhh...
I've only broken 6 bones and torn one tendon. I'm a perfect specimen.
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Well THAT seems both unnecessary and picky. Fall on your face/butt in the grass and mud like everyone else.
(No personal experience here *whistles*)
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Where else would they try.... Does not compute.
Also, hella jealous that you can backflip. My combination of arm weakness and waaay too much leg length = years of failed attempts. Sigh.
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Your dream short-changed you, dude.
If you're going to be terrorized by cursed(?) coinage and snakes and stuff.... there damn better be one cool moment of victory. As in teaching some dude how to backflip.
It just seems fair.
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I feel as though you've buried the lede: did you, or did you not, teach this person to do a backflip? And, if so, how were the coins, hell-spawn, and biological implosion involved?
Inquiring mind(s) need to know.
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I am so sorry for our mutual pain. As of today, it has gone off yet again a grand total of seven times (there is presumably a party, and/or a bonfire, and/or someone reeeeally into candles)
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Touché
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Valid assumption, but consider the amount of high flame-point wok cooking I must undertake to be aware of such things
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I am concerned by your lack of concern at said prospect.
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May I share my wisdom regarding the smoking points of various oils with unwilling listeners there as well?
Because that is apparently a thing for me now.
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Somewhere in my vicinity, a fire alarm has been going off periodically for three hours. I want to find this alarm, and the person who sets it off, and give them a stern talking-to about burning points.
Olive oil is not always the answer. And it's 1AM. Come on now.
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