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Would I could I...on a rope?
Would I could I...with some soap?
Would I could I...on a boat?
Would I could I...with some dope?
Would I could I...on a coke?
Would I could I...with a cloak?
Would I could I...on a slope?
Would I could I...with some hope?
Would I could I...on a tote?
Would I could I...with some smoke?
Would I could I...on a stethoscope?
Would I could I...with some toilet soap?
Would I could I...on an envelop?
Would I could I...with an antelope
Would I could I...on the pope?
Would I could I...with a strobe?
Would I could I...on a globe?
Would I could I...with an ear lobe?
Would I could I...nope! |
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| Sylvia Earle |
I have come up at the end of a dive, and the boat was not where I left it. I had to take care of a buddy who did panic. But I was confident the boat would come back. |
| George Matthew Adams |
Sailing a boat calls for quick action, a blending of feeling with the wind and water as well as with the very heart and soul of the boat itself. Sailing teaches alertness and courage, and gives in return a joyousness and peace that but few sports afford. |
| Rahul Gandhi |
A rising tide doesn't raise people who don't have a boat. We have to build the boat for them. We have to give them the basic infrastructure to rise with the tide. |
| Claire Cameron |
How do you solve a mystery? How do you write a book? The techniques for starting both are surprisingly similar. Find an intriguing question and, pen and dagger tucked under cloak, search for clues. |
| Feist |
When you say something or sing something enough times, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. It's almost like casting spells. I don't mean necessarily in the flighty, 'I'm going to go buy a cloak with a hood now' way. |
| Galileo Galilei |
Facts which at first seem improbable will, even on scant explanation, drop the cloak which has hidden them and stand forth in naked and simple beauty. |
| Farrah Fawcett |
I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress? |
| Adrian Edmondson |
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag. |
| Adrian Edmondson |
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. |
| George Carlin |
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. |
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