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| Ann Landers |
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. |
| Jimmy Fallon |
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' |
| Guy Davenport |
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. |
| Sarah Ferguson |
I wish we'd never got divorced. He and I both wish we'd never got divorced, but we did. I wish I could go back and be the bride again, but I can't. |
| Anne Morrow Lindbergh |
Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all. |
| Carson Daly |
You know, I'm cursed with morals. I was raised a certain way. I wish I wasn't. I wish I was raised by wolves. |
| Chris Abani |
The Igbo used to say that they built their own gods. They would come together as a community, and they would express a wish. And their wish would then be brought to a priest, who would find a ritual object, and the appropriate sacrifices would be made, and the shrine would be built for the god. |
| Peter Farrelly |
I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a girl with no teeth, I just don't want to date her. It's creepy of me, I wish I was a bigger person, but that's my real turn-off. |
| Thornton Wilder |
When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you're having an adventure you wish you were safe at home. |
| Adam Garcia |
Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot. |
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