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"I didnt get no new yr pussy..... smh... a drunk aint shit.... lmao" #qfbfb |
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| Jace |
Jan. 1, 2014, 1:27 p.m. |
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| Gilbert K. Chesterton |
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. |
| Guy Davenport |
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. |
| Merle Haggard |
Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material. |
| Zac Efron |
I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it. |
| Alan Davies |
The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in. |
| Craig Ferguson |
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him. |
| Dave Attell |
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! |
| George Burns |
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. |
| Lord Byron |
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. |
| Sammy Hagar |
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night. |
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"Im starting to think a status can get u pussy!!!" #qfbfb
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"Attention .... if u don't cherish ur own pussy niggas wont either..... slow down!" #qfbfb
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And the best related thought award goes to........"Attention .... if u don't cherish ur own pussy niggas wont either..... slow down!" #qfbfb"
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"U know the struggle is real when aint enough sugar fur the kool aid! Lol" #qfbfb
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"YALL NIGGAZ NEED TO KEEP YA GULS AT HOME And NOT THE CLUB BECAUSE IF U CONSTANTLY N HER EAR BOUT ANOTHER NIGGA SHE AIN'T SHIT AND U AIN'T DA ONLY NIGGA SO ACCEPT IT OR CUT DA BITCH OF. .. IJS RNS" #quotesfromblackfacebook
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Man, the game chose me, what am I to do?
Only thing I did wrong was make it possible
I diddy bop and make them titties pop
Out there on my bumper like a city cop
Walking down to Fred Segal, put my girl on it
Ass so fat, probably sit the world on it
Ay, pussy crazy, pussy crazy
You fuck niggas, you ...
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im goin through somethin with life, where pussy and patron make you feel alright, pussy and patron thats some great advice
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I personalize my thank you's in my emails. That shit aint part of my sig
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I carried a stuffed animal with me till I was plenty old enough to not do that. My family thought I was a pussy, but I've realized over the years it was actually me experiencing existential problems early on in my life and that was just how I dealt with it as a child. I bring this up because it was a simba stuffed animal and this dance show played hakuna matata. i did end up giving that toy to a girl who ended up losing it or throwing it away or something. kinda symbolic lol gave an important part of me and it was trashed lmao. #philosophia
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Gandhi ain't got shit on my figure skating routine. what a loser lol #suckitmahatma #theolympicsareinheavenbaby
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