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"Wendy had thigh meat like that of a full grown stallion. The rippling, powerful churn of her smooth muscles excited my boyish fancy to no end as I watched her rear move to and fro. I must say, she was a fine piece of woman." - The Book of Ass Chapter 3 |
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| Dolly Parton |
I say, 'Yeah, Taylor Swift.' I think she is a smart, beautiful girl. I think she's making all the right moves. She's got a good head on her shoulders. She's surrounded with wonderful people. Her songs are great. She keeps herself anchored. She knows who she is, and she's living and standing by that. |
| Maria Bamford |
My mom is very structured. She gets up, she does her prayers, and she eats her oatmeal with blueberries and Greek yogurt, and she has her prayer list, and she doesn't worry too much about things. |
| Ernest Gaines |
I was raised by a lady that was crippled all her life but she did everything for me and she raised me. She washed our clothes, cooked our food, she did everything for us. I don't think I ever heard her complain a day in her life. She taught me responsibility towards my brother and sisters and the community. |
| Julian Fellowes |
The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later I told her she ought to marry me. She thought I was as mad as a rat. She wouldn't even give me her telephone number - and she wrote in her diary: 'A funny little man asked me to marry him.' |
| Kami Garcia |
The beginning of a book is always the hardest part for me. I'm a Chapter 3 kind of writer, which means I naturally start at Chapter 3. |
| Adele |
Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents. |
| Billy Eckstine |
My youngest daughter sings. She's going to be very good. She's graduated from Music School and she's been working down around and getting her feet wet, you know. I had her out with me for a year just showing her the ropes a little bit, but she's going to be all right. |
| Keiko Agena |
The women I admire most in this business are Susan Sarandon, Bette Midler and Winona Ryder. Susan Sarandon because she's, well, Susan Sarandon. Winona because she's never compromised herself by showing her body in any of her love scenes, and Bette Midler because she has such a varied life. Her family, her marriage and her career are all priorities. |
| Gareth Gates |
Breathing is fundamental to speech. A stammer is caused by erratic airflow, so if you have a smooth airflow, you have smooth speech. |
| Queen Elizabeth II |
First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good times and bad, she never lost her capacity to smile and laugh, nor to inspire others with her warmth and kindness. I admired and respected her - for her energy and commitment to others, and especially for her devotion to her two boys. |
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"Her farts sounded like a cool summers rain, and her shits smelled like fresh buttered popcorn. Somehow i knew that she was the woman for me." - The Book of Ass Chapter 2
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I'm so pumped about the new Related Quotes feature.
As a wise woman once said, "We so excited. We so excited."
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"When your not working, you're BROKE." You are not a piece of equipment.. you are just fine! More than just fine!
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Science of Breath, by Yogi Ramacharaka, pseud. William Atkinson, [1904], at sacred-texts.com
Science of Breath
A Complete Manual of
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I had a dream I was looking for something with a group of people and we couldn't find whatever it was so we went to some fancy restaurant and I ordered fruity pebbles and it came with lettuce on top cause it was fancy.
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"And as her legs opened wider still, I caught my first glimpse of her succulent taint-hole. How I longed to plunge my tongue and trace those star patterned lines." - The Book of Ass (Chapter 5)
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I had a dream where I woke up and I was stuck in some barbed wire and I couldn't move and I was bleeding a lot and I was asking people to help me but they wouldn't look at me and they kept telling me I was fine.
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I was on a plane the other day with this guy that had a completely different value system from me. His top list of concerns based on our 2.5 hour conversation: 1. the whiteness of his dog's teeth, 2. money, 3. cars, 4. his son's muscles, 5. his dog's muscles.
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It would be crazy if Germany could get like one piece of paperwork right. Like jesus christ its a full time job fixing peoples mistakes on like bills and shit.
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"The long tendrils of her pubis mons delicately framed the peach flesh of her puckering labia. But no beauty could compare to the infinitely squeezable, palm filling, fatty tissue of her valuptuous dumper. 'We're going to brown town tonight my love' I murmured." - The Book of Ass (Chapter 5)
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