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Username: socrates Date Joined: July 17, 2014, 10:47 a.m. Last Login: Never Public Posts: 11 Public Votes: 18 (+18-0)
July 31, 2014, 12:39 p.m.
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I was on a plane the other day with this guy that had a completely different value system from me. His top list of concerns based on our 2.5 hour conversation: 1. the whiteness of his dog's teeth, 2. money, 3. cars, 4. his son's muscles, 5. his dog's muscles.
July 31, 2014, 12:32 p.m.
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As mankind grows and triumphs we create our own star. Shinning city lights out into the galaxy. The brighter our star shines the dimmer the rest of the universe appears to us. Approximately 300 billion stars in the galaxy and 12 billion light bulbs on earth. #peopleareweirdorcoolorsomething
July 17, 2014, 3:18 p.m.
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To-day we rather intended to write an essay on Laziness, but were too indolent to do so.
The sort of thing we had in mind to write would have been exceedingly persuasive. We intended to discourse a little in favour of a greater appreciation of Indolence as a benign factor in human affairs.
It is our observation that every time we get into trouble it is due to not having been lazy enough. Unhappily, we were born with a certain fund of energy. We have been hustling about for a number of years now, and it doesn?t seem to get us anything but tribulation. Henceforward we are going to make a dete...
July 17, 2014, 3:16 p.m.
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Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling. This, however, is not generally a part of the domestic apparatus on the premises. I think myself that the thing might be managed with several pails of Aspinall and a broom. Only if one worked in a really sweeping and masterly way, and laid on the colour in great washes, it might drip down again on one?s face in floods of rich and mingled colour like some strange fairy rain; and that would have its disadvantages. I am afraid it would be necessary to stick to black and white in this form of artistic composition. To that purpose, indeed, the white ceiling would be of the greatest possible use; in fact, it is the only use I think of a white ceiling being put to.
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July 17, 2014, 3:10 p.m.
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2 + 2 = 1
July 17, 2014, 3:09 p.m.
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2 + 2 = 1
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July 17, 2014, 3:08 p.m.
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2 + 2 = 4
July 17, 2014, 10:55 a.m.
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Yeah, its called marriage bahahahah
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July 17, 2014, 10:52 a.m.
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I like putting springs in boxes and yelling at them.
July 17, 2014, 10:51 a.m.
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I like the sound of really loud electromagnets and sex. I like hearing people yell poetry angrily over the sound of old crushed up magnets disrupting a voltage.
July 17, 2014, 10:30 a.m.
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Hood shit flying dinosaurs #yolo