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"Her farts sounded like a cool summers rain, and her shits smelled like fresh buttered popcorn. Somehow i knew that she was the woman for me." - The Book of Ass Chapter 2 |
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| Dolly Parton |
I say, 'Yeah, Taylor Swift.' I think she is a smart, beautiful girl. I think she's making all the right moves. She's got a good head on her shoulders. She's surrounded with wonderful people. Her songs are great. She keeps herself anchored. She knows who she is, and she's living and standing by that. |
| Maria Bamford |
My mom is very structured. She gets up, she does her prayers, and she eats her oatmeal with blueberries and Greek yogurt, and she has her prayer list, and she doesn't worry too much about things. |
| Ernest Gaines |
I was raised by a lady that was crippled all her life but she did everything for me and she raised me. She washed our clothes, cooked our food, she did everything for us. I don't think I ever heard her complain a day in her life. She taught me responsibility towards my brother and sisters and the community. |
| Julian Fellowes |
The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later I told her she ought to marry me. She thought I was as mad as a rat. She wouldn't even give me her telephone number - and she wrote in her diary: 'A funny little man asked me to marry him.' |
| Kami Garcia |
The beginning of a book is always the hardest part for me. I'm a Chapter 3 kind of writer, which means I naturally start at Chapter 3. |
| Keiko Agena |
The women I admire most in this business are Susan Sarandon, Bette Midler and Winona Ryder. Susan Sarandon because she's, well, Susan Sarandon. Winona because she's never compromised herself by showing her body in any of her love scenes, and Bette Midler because she has such a varied life. Her family, her marriage and her career are all priorities. |
| Queen Elizabeth II |
First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good times and bad, she never lost her capacity to smile and laugh, nor to inspire others with her warmth and kindness. I admired and respected her - for her energy and commitment to others, and especially for her devotion to her two boys. |
| Celia Imrie |
Mummy always wanted the five children, and she knew she couldn't look after them all because she was this absolutely glorious woman who loved going to parties and going to the races, and she just didn't have time. |
| Billy Eckstine |
My youngest daughter sings. She's going to be very good. She's graduated from Music School and she's been working down around and getting her feet wet, you know. I had her out with me for a year just showing her the ropes a little bit, but she's going to be all right. |
| Steven Adler |
Every musician, their goal in life is to play music that people love, and I've accomplished my goal. I was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and left that chapter of my life and those people in the past. Good and bad, I've loved and am thankful for that chapter. |
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"Wendy had thigh meat like that of a full grown stallion. The rippling, powerful churn of her smooth muscles excited my boyish fancy to no end as I watched her rear move to and fro. I must say, she was a fine piece of woman." - The Book of Ass Chapter 3
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Science of Breath, by Yogi Ramacharaka, pseud. William Atkinson, [1904], at sacred-texts.com
Science of Breath
A Complete Manual of
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I had a dream that I was asleep and there was this red spider in my bed. I woke up and I saw it and knew I had a book that described it. The book said that the venom could kill people and that it could bite you without you feeling it. So then I was disappointed because I had to go to the doctor. There was also someone else there but I don't know who it was.
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That sounds weird but I've been meaning to listen to him. He sounded cool when you told me about it.
This post is a comment.
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"And as her legs opened wider still, I caught my first glimpse of her succulent taint-hole. How I longed to plunge my tongue and trace those star patterned lines." - The Book of Ass (Chapter 5)
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"The long tendrils of her pubis mons delicately framed the peach flesh of her puckering labia. But no beauty could compare to the infinitely squeezable, palm filling, fatty tissue of her valuptuous dumper. 'We're going to brown town tonight my love' I murmured." - The Book of Ass (Chapter 5)
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"Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind." - The Book of Ass (Prolouge)
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Got a flat tire last night in the middle of nowhere. Far from anyone I knew. Then we got the spare on with help and got on our way and then it started pouring rain. Then the fog and the frogs came out. Frogs EVERYWHERE. Then lots of deer and a possum, but we made it. What a night.
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My cat has stinky farts today :(
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Hypnotize minds, Three 6 Mafia, Academy award winners
What, what, what
Chamillionaire
We stronger than ever, for real, the last to walk
It's goin', it's goin' down!
I stay doe boy, doe, doe, doe boy fresh!
Yeah! Now what it is, boy?
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