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| Earl Campbell |
There are two things panic patients hate to do. They hate to take medication - and they hate to go to doctors. They hate to come to grips. |
| Richard M. Nixon |
Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. |
| Kurt Vonnegut |
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. |
| Jenny Eclair |
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. |
| Richard M. Nixon |
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. |
| Lyndon B. Johnson |
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. |
| James Dashner |
Don't ever let the other stuff get in the way of your inherent skills as a kick-butt storyteller. Move the reader, make them happy and sad and excited and scared. Make them stare into space after they've put the book down, thinking about the tale that's become a part of them. |
| John Wayne |
Get off your butt and join the Marines! |
| Henry Rollins |
Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts. |
| Martin Luther King, Jr. |
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. |
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