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I had a dream I was at the airport and I fell asleep. When I woke up, my bags were gone and my family was gone. They had already boarded the plane and left me behind. I didn't know it had left yet but I ran to the gate and there were no people there and there was a weird conveyor belt that went uphill and had gaps in it so it was like I had to jump up and these flight attendants were pulling me along the way and then I got to the end and there was a wide conveyor to load onto the plane and it was running but no one was there. |
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| Anthony Edwards |
Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said, if I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn't the one on the plane. I want a real doctor. |
| Mitch Hedberg |
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? |
| Rodney Dangerfield |
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. |
| Jeffrey R. Immelt |
When I was a young guy, when I first started with G.E., Jack Welch sent us all to Japan because in those days Japan was gonna crush us. And we learned a lot about Japan when we were there. But over the subsequent 30 years, the Japanese companies all fell behind. And the reason why they fell behind is because they didn't globalize. |
| Uzo Aduba |
I ran track in high school very competitively, and then ran it D-1 at Boston University. I ran there on an athletic scholarship and chose BU because they had both a good track program and an arts program. |
| Jim Capaldi |
I was half asleep lying there writing this lyric in my head at about 3:30 in the morning. I woke Steve up with this idea and then we went into the living room where there was a little upright piano and finished the song. I wonder where that piano is now? |
| Candice Accola |
It's always weird when you see a movie, and there's no reason for someone to, like, jump on stage and be a singer, and then they just do that... But if it came organically, I would grab that mike and jump on stage for sure. |
| Ram Dass |
Before the stroke, I was on a very spiritual plane. I ignored my body, took it for granted. When I look at my life, I see that I wanted to be free of the physical plane, the psychological plane, and when I got free of those, I didn't want to go anywhere near them. But the stroke reminded me that I had a body and a brain, that I had to honor them. |
| Josephine Baker |
I ran away from home. I ran away from St. Louis, and then I ran away from the United States of America, because of that terror of discrimination, that horrible beast which paralyzes one's very soul and body. |
| Blythe Danner |
I got to Broadway a year after I came to New York. I starred in 'Butterflies Are Free' and got a Tony for it. Right out of the gate. Maybe that's why I wasn't very gracious about it. I wasn't driven. And right after 'Butterflies Are Free', I got married and then started a family. I always wanted that. |
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