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i wish i was drinking some vodka right now |
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| Sammy Hagar |
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night. |
| Ann Landers |
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. |
| Jimmy Fallon |
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' |
| Anton Chekhov |
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric. |
| Ron White |
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. |
| Tom T. Hall |
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. |
| Sarah Ferguson |
I wish we'd never got divorced. He and I both wish we'd never got divorced, but we did. I wish I could go back and be the bride again, but I can't. |
| Aristotle |
Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy. |
| P. J. O'Rourke |
Positive rights are the right to shelter, the right to education, the right to health care, the right to a living wage. These things are - these are, I would call them, more properly, political rights rather than positive rights. And they are extremely tricky, because now we are dealing with things that are zero sum. |
| James Balog |
You know, we humans are programmed to think that big changes on the Earth happened a long time ago, or will happen a long time in the future. What we don't realize is that they actually can happen right now. Right here, right now, while we're alive, in our own hours and days and months and years. |
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I miss the days of Charlie doing my math homework while watching Buffy and eating pizza and drinking vodka in some kind of weird juice I always assumed Uncle Bob picked out.
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melon vodka + apple cider = starbust
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In 1959, the USSR held an exhibition of Soviet technology and culture in New York. The United States reciprocated with an exhibition in Sokolniki Park, Moscow, which lead to the famous kitchen debate. One of the American products exhibited was Pepsi Cola. After obtaining a photo of U.S. President Richard Nixon and Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev sipping Pepsi, Pepsico executive Donald Kendall was able to capture the attention of the Soviet people and, in 1972, negotiate a cola monopoly in the USSR. Due to Soviet restrictions on transporting rubles abroad, PepsiCo struck a barter deal whereby Stolichnaya vodka would be exchanged for Pepsi syrup. This deal lasted until 1990, when the USSR and PepsiCo re-negotiated to exchange syrup for vodka and a small fleet of Soviet warships including 17 submarines, a frigate, a cruiser and a destroyer.
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Was the bad situation that you were at my house and not drinking Bailey's?
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"Life is a drinking game" - Charlie Welch
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hm i see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed, and all sorts of ill shit
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Congrats on quitting drinking. Good luck with the cigs... that one seems tough.
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I had some kind of dream where my friend was drinking a kraft mac n cheese flavored energy drink and carving zucchini sculptures.
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Fat baby grew into skinny music horse liking animal loving pie eating coffee drinking friend of Charlie Welch.
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Average baby grew into skinny music porcupine liking animal loving pie eating coffee drinking cousin of Charlie Welch.
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