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melon vodka + apple cider = starbust |
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There are no conversations. |
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Pisces |
Nov. 23, 2013, 8:50 p.m. |
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Anton Chekhov |
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric. |
Ron White |
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. |
Tom T. Hall |
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. |
Bob Iger |
We're delighted to be working with Apple to offer fans a new and innovative way to experience our wildly popular shows. |
Carl Sagan |
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. |
Che Guevara |
The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall. |
Gabriela Isler |
I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes! |
Helen Hunt Jackson |
The goldenrod is yellow, The corn is turning brown, The trees in apple orchards With fruit are bending down. |
Homaro Cantu |
When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie. |
Jay Inslee |
Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. |
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Apple King Apple and Nancy of Greenwood tearing it up Brooklyn style
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i wish i was drinking some vodka right now
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Mixed Melon Danger #1: Choking hazard
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Mixed Melon Danger #3: Melons are pretty heavy you know?
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Mixed Melon Danger#2: Potential breeding site for airborn bacteria
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I miss the days of Charlie doing my math homework while watching Buffy and eating pizza and drinking vodka in some kind of weird juice I always assumed Uncle Bob picked out.
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In 1959, the USSR held an exhibition of Soviet technology and culture in New York. The United States reciprocated with an exhibition in Sokolniki Park, Moscow, which lead to the famous kitchen debate. One of the American products exhibited was Pepsi Cola. After obtaining a photo of U.S. President Richard Nixon and Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev sipping Pepsi, Pepsico executive Donald Kendall was able to capture the attention of the Soviet people and, in 1972, negotiate a cola monopoly in the USSR. Due to Soviet restrictions on transporting rubles abroad, PepsiCo struck a barter deal whereby Stolichnaya vodka would be exchanged for Pepsi syrup. This deal lasted until 1990, when the USSR and PepsiCo re-negotiated to exchange syrup for vodka and a small fleet of Soviet warships including 17 submarines, a frigate, a cruiser and a destroyer.
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Apple, Google and Microsoft Are Hoarding $464 Billion In Cash
Apple, Google and Microsoft are sitting on a mountain of cash -- and most of it is stashed far away from the taxman. Those three tech behemoths held a total of $464 billion in cash at the end of last year, according to a Moody's report published this week. From a report: Apple alone had a stunning quarter-trillion dollars of cash thanks to years of gigantic profits and few major acquisitions. That's enough money to buy Netflix three times. It's also more cash than what's sitting on the balance sheet of every major industry except tech and health care. All told, non-financial U.S. companies studied by Moody's hoarded $1.84 trill...
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Once upon a melon, there wasn?t any cheese or princesses. The king of the land was so fat and nice, but he couldn?t read the English handbook. He loved cheese and princesses. One lugubrious day, he wanted a car full of jello cheese, but nobody had a clue how to care. Frogs aren?t very gay or green when they love you. At least when they croak, fireflies dance.
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i think it'd be farfetched to say that apple will ever produce anything of more value than a paper weight because their products are designed to be carried around and paper weights are not.
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