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Once a Snapple lid told me, "Most cats don't enjoy lemons". Snapple, you cray. |
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| Anthony Hamilton |
I enjoy touring. I enjoy recording the music, I enjoy dreaming it and I enjoy performing it. I also definitely enjoy selling it, because I like to eat. |
| Ron White |
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. |
| Ellen DeGeneres |
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed. |
| Henry James |
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. |
| Rodney Dangerfield |
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. |
| Bill Dana |
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. |
| Aleksey Igudesman |
We developed our own type of Igudesman and Joo electric violin, let's say, and funny enough, the shape of it was developed by the head technician of Steinway. It's actually an electric violin, which is made from the stick that holds up the piano lid. |
| J. R. R. Tolkien |
A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. |
| Jane Campion |
I didn't like England. I couldn't take the look of the place or the style of friendship. I need more intimacy from people than is considered okay there, and I felt that my personality and my enthusiasms weren't understood. I had to put a big lid on myself. |
| Merle Haggard |
It's been said that Bill Gates has come up with something that'll be released in December that's gonna put a lid on counterfeiting. If that's a fact then it's really interesting to own your own product - with all the potential methods of downloading. |
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