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done it but i didnt jump out a window i just thought i was a monkey in a zoo and everyone was laughing at me (which they were until they took their hits lol) |
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| Jace |
Dec. 11, 2013, 6:22 a.m. |
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| Kevin Bacon |
It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous. |
| Jeremy Abbott |
I have great artistry, I can spin well, I have good footwork, and I can jump. I can do the quad jump, and I've done it multiple times in competition. It's definitely a jump that I have in my arsenal. I like to think of myself as the complete skater. |
| Sammy Hagar |
When we were on the road, I found out that my greatest hits album went Gold. They freaked out. Things really came to a head when we started arguing about a Van Halen greatest hits package. |
| Eric Bana |
When I was a kid, I would do stupid things on my bike. I'd jump any ramp, I'd jump over people, I'd jump over things - always crashing, never hurting myself badly but always wanting to take physical risks. |
| Chris Farley |
I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.' |
| Willem Dafoe |
I'm one of those people who when I go over a bridge, I want to jump. It's just this intense tickle in the back of my throat. It's like I'm on the verge the whole time I'm walking over that bridge, and I'm not going to get a release until I jump. |
| Zach Galifianakis |
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing. |
| Jim Dale |
I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling. |
| Arthur Schopenhauer |
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. |
| Candice Accola |
It's always weird when you see a movie, and there's no reason for someone to, like, jump on stage and be a singer, and then they just do that... But if it came organically, I would grab that mike and jump on stage for sure. |
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One time when I was younger, my brother was mowing the lawn and I was having a really great time chasing him. I was laughing a lot because of how annoying he thought I was. For whatever reason I thought it was so funny to see him try to flee me while on the lawn mower and it was also hilarious how mad he was getting, and I found the whole thing just too funny so I fell over laughing. Well my dog was also having a great time running around in circles in the yard bc i was and he was running really fast and ran over my face. His paw punched my eye and I had a black eye. Lol.
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Here is the kind of thing that bugs the crap out of me about Windows 8.
I just tried to open my recycling bin and delete the files. I opened the window and hit delete and the files disappeared. Then I hit ALT+F4 to close the window and I get a message that says "close the window and cancel file transfer?" What the hell?! The OS is scheduling the release of the file pointers or something which shouldn't take that long and it's telling me that it can't close the window because it's not done? But then if you hit the 'X' to close the window it works... Horrible design.
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I had a dream I was in a car crash and I was scrunched down in my seat so I couldn't see out the window. I was afraid that I would land in water so I didn't want to spend the time to sit up in my seat and look out the window because I was afraid that it would take too much time and that if I did land in water that I wouldn't be able to react in time to open the door. It was the middle of winter and like 0 degrees outside so it was additionally scary because of that. I don't remember where I landed exactly cause I woke up.
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I had a dream that I was in an apartment building. It would have been what we call "post-apocalypse", but in my view it is more of a gradual thing, so I feel we should really be more specific. It seemed to be post-capitalism, but before any system could replace the main functions of capitalism, so there were apartment buildings but no landlords. They were rundown. No places to buy food. Lots of violent crime. The apartment I was in looked really nice. It was like a nice secret hideout in a dystopian landscape. I had a roommate and I came out into the central room when I heard someone shouting loudly. Someone had gotten into the apartment and had a huge knife. They were trying to rob us or kill us and we were backing away toward the window. If we had to jump we'd probably die too. Then I woke up.
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have you ever seen that video where a monkey eats all his poop? i mean he smashes that shit..
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I didn't say you weren't ;)
I said have you thought about how likely it is?
This post is a comment.
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Humans: Built like a monkey with instincts to match, but gifted with the clarity of mind to rebel against the system and the strength to pursue a better one. We are gods in slave costumes.
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I had a dream that I followed some girl into an apartment and I was talking to her and she was saying some things that sounded like English but didn't make any sense. She was going through the fridge and then walked into a bedroom. I followed her and then I realized that she was a robot version of a girl I use to know. For some reason this then made it obvious to me that the not robot version of her also lived in the apartment. Then the dream got weird. I snuck into the other room when it was dark and the real girl and some dude were there. The girl couldn't see me but I kept moving around and making noise enough that the guy thought someone else was in the room, but the girl didn't notice. It was like I was purposely trying to freak out this guy. Eventually they both realized someone was there and I ran away. They didn't find me.
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I had a dream that my partner and I moved somewhere new and we were starting to get used to the place. It had this winding hallway that wrapped around a courtyard outside and we thought we could let our cat have a cat-door to the courtyard because it was fully blocked off from the rest of the outside and then she could go outside whenever she wanted but then we remembered there was a wall missing. Then people also had superpowers of some kind. Like I could jump really high. I was jumping around these construction zones in the neighborhood and then the weather became really bad and stormy. Like hurricane weather but it was also really warm. The construction workers were getting blown away. The streets in this neighborhood also had cars all over them. Like parked everywhere and you couldn't drive down the street if you wanted.
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I had a dream that I lived in this building that looked like an old brick house on some private property but it was actually this apartment building and it was really tall. Someone showed up asking where his cocaine was and I said I don't know. He said he was going to call the cops, which doesn't really make sense... but for some reason, I was guilty of something and I went into one of the apartments and climbed out the window onto the roof with a couple other people. We waited on the roof and I peeked over the edge at one point and saw everyone being hauled off in handcuffs. They didn't find us on the roof.
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