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Oh! And he told us to have a "hoppy" Easter. Lololol |
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| Pope John Paul II |
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. |
| T. D. Jakes |
Here is the amazing thing about Easter; the Resurrection Sunday for Christians is this, that Christ in the dying moments on the cross gives us the greatest illustration of forgiveness possible. |
| Rodney Dangerfield |
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. |
| James Caan |
I never saw my dad cry. My son saw me cry. My dad never told me he loved me, and consequently I told Scott I loved him every other minute. The point is, I'll make less mistakes than my dad, my sons hopefully will make less mistakes than me, and their sons will make less mistakes than their dads. |
| Alber Elbaz |
One woman told me that every time she wears Lanvin, men fall in love with her. Another told me she wore Lanvin to face her husband's lawyer because she felt protected. If I can make men fall in love with women and if I can protect women, I think I can die peacefully. |
| Indira Gandhi |
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. |
| Rodney Dangerfield |
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. |
| Eduardo Galeano |
Each day has a story to - deserves to be told, because we are made of stories. I mean, scientists say that human beings are made of atoms, but a little bird told me that we are also made of stories. |
| Henny Youngman |
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. |
| Rodney Dangerfield |
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. |
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