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i asked for this pretty girls name today after days of her asking me to do stuff (shes a student).. watch me get fired lol X'D its a setup!! |
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| Lapo Elkann |
Italy's assets are her style, her beauty, her creativity, her passion, her energy, her technology; and these will be core brand values of all our cars. Fiat as a company has a long way to go and a steep road ahead. |
| Queen Elizabeth II |
First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good times and bad, she never lost her capacity to smile and laugh, nor to inspire others with her warmth and kindness. I admired and respected her - for her energy and commitment to others, and especially for her devotion to her two boys. |
| Gaby Hoffmann |
I don't watch a lot of T.V. I only watch things via Netflix, so I only watch the things that I'm choosing to watch. |
| Merle Haggard |
HAG Records, is a company that I've owned. I've had a couple of gospel releases on it. We developed a pretty good distribution setup there and we do have something to use in case they don't want to sign us. |
| Jim Carrey |
I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her. |
| Keiko Agena |
The women I admire most in this business are Susan Sarandon, Bette Midler and Winona Ryder. Susan Sarandon because she's, well, Susan Sarandon. Winona because she's never compromised herself by showing her body in any of her love scenes, and Bette Midler because she has such a varied life. Her family, her marriage and her career are all priorities. |
| Malcolm X |
The real names of our people were destroyed during slavery. The last name of my forefathers was taken from them when they were brought to America and made slaves, and then the name of the slave master was given, which we refuse, we reject that name today and refuse it. I never acknowledge it whatsoever. |
| Steve Jobs |
For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: 'If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' And whenever the answer has been 'No' for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something. |
| Marilyn Manson |
Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best. |
| Earl Campbell |
I talk to student-athletes. I try to get them to remember that they're not just athletes, but student-athletes. You need to get an education, keep your hands clean and try to represent the university. |
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.
She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".
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I'm thinking it's going to be the ones with the pretty girls.
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Replicating the aesthetic of life from summer of the 2000s
playing pokemon on the gameboys
thunderstorm rolls in and rains on your campfire plans
so you gotta watch golden girls
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i havent been counting persay but shes gotten up like almost 2 dozen times today already. probably to take huge stinky t rex dumps
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What popular TV show or movie do you refuse to watch? Game of Thrones. Idk, I mean I *have* refused to watch it but if you wanted to watch it i'd be like "ok we can give it a shot"
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Today I got to watch Metropolis for the second time in my college career. #dopemovies
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Oh, that sounds pretty funny. That was always the kind of show I could only watch like 1 or 2 episodes of in a row max.
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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I had a dream that I was supposed to teach and I thought it was one class but then I walked in a minute before it started and asked who was there for this other class and they all raised their hands, so that's when I realized I was supposed to teach a different class. I had to go to another room to get my stuff and I knew I would be late and I was trying to figure out what to teach as I was walking to get my stuff and back to the classroom.
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hashtag "no revisions," #norevisions
Helga is managing the lingerie boutique on a lazy Tuesday. By noon she only had one customer, a woman about her own age who asked for help finding a sports bra because that’s what her friends are into these days. So, she flips the hanging sign from open to closed, locks the door, and with just a few steps to the left and she’s in the cafe.
“Hi, Ms. Helga!” Katherine, Newton’s daughter, calls from the cash register.
“Hello, Katherine,” Helga replies....
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