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Looking for a pimp with a wooden leg named David. PMs plz. |
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| Britt Ekland |
I'd been a housewife and mother to our son Thomas Jefferson, and I was looking for a new career. So when my agent called and said a producer named Paul Elliott from E&B productions, the biggest panto company in the country at the time, wanted to meet me I agreed. |
| Alice Morse Earle |
By the year 1670, wooden chimneys and log houses of the Plymouth and Bay colonies were replaced by more sightly houses of two stories, which were frequently built with the second story jutting out a foot or two over the first, and sometimes with the attic story still further extending over the second story. |
| Eduardo Galeano |
I wanted to be a soccer player, and I became the best of the best, the number one, better than Maradona, better than Pele, and even better than Messi - but only at night, nighttime, during my dreams. When I wake up, I realized that I have wooden legs and that I'm doomed to be a writer. |
| Joseph Stalin |
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. |
| Maria Cantwell |
We will not rest until the wooden stake is punched through the heart of the Enron lawsuit against us. |
| Roald Dahl |
Prayers were held in Assembly Hall. We all perched in rows on wooden benches while teachers sat up on the platform in armchairs, facing us. |
| Sholom Aleichem |
It is an old custom amongst Jewish children, to become war-like on the 'L'ag Beomer.' They arm themselves from head to foot with wooden swords, pop-guns and bows and arrows. They take food with them, and go off to wage war. |
| Kathryn Hahn |
I feel like there is something about having a copacetic world POV that helps in making a comedy. Like, David Wain has such a particular way of looking at the world. It helps when everyone can see behind his eyes, you know? |
| Bill Gates |
Discrimination has a lot of layers that make it tough for minorities to get a leg up. |
| Carrie Ann Inaba |
I went through this phase where I thought pink and purple matched. To dance class, I'd wear purple tights and pink leg warmers and paint my shoes purple. It was really odd. |
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1. Purse First, Ass Last
2. Get a Name in a Game
3. Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
4. Keep a Ho in Arrears
5. Prey on the Weak
6. When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
7. Pimp the Game
8. Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
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I fell asleep on a wooden board and had a dream that there was a mattress in the other room I totally could have slept on. #baddreams
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AlphaBay Owner Used Email Address For Both AlphaBay and LinkedIn Profile.
The Register is reporting that Alexandre Cazes, the 25-year-old Canadian running the dark web site AlphaBay, was using a hotmail address easily connected to him via his Linkdin profile to administer the site. From the report: "[A]ccording to U.S. prosecutors, he used his real email address, albeit a Hotmail address -- Pimp_Alex_91@hotmail.com -- as the administrator password for the marketplace software. As a result, every new user received a welcome email from that address when they signed up to the site, and everyone using its password recovery tool also received an email from that address. However, rather than carefully set up and then abandon that email address, it turns out that Alexandre Cazes -- Pimp Alex --...
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I dreamed that I was watching Nancy Reagan give her candidacy speech at the Democratic National Convention in what looked like an old timey courthouse, very somber place, lots of big windows. Near the end she said, "The next president will be crazy!" and everyone burst into applause, because apparently crazy was a good thing and associated with her. Then some old-ass dude representing the party higher-ups said a bunch of stuff in an irritated tone that completely negated everything she said about the party's positions in her speech, like "Well, actually..." Everyone was silent after his short follow-up, then an old British dude who was the richest person in the world named The Donor walked up and in an irritated yet patronizingly kind voice offered his arm to Nancy an said, "Can I talk to you for a minute," as part of an attempt to placate her. As they walked off, I went up behind the big wooden judges booths, where there was a chair you could sit in and ask questions of some of the ...
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Tao (The Way) that can be spoken of is not the Cons
tant Tao’
The name that can be named is not a Constant Name.
Nameless, is the origin of Heaven and Earth;
The named is the Mother of all things.
Thus, the constant void enables one to observe the
true essence.
The constant being enables one ...
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A moose named JOOCE
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One time I got a spam post from someone named "Cialison".. and I thought to myself, what a beautiful name.
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"Michigan" is Chippewa for "gigantic fucking water". The state is named after the lake.
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I have a friend named Erika. Short- black hair. Artist type
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I had a dream that I got engaged to a woman named Erika (not a real person). I don't remember anything about her except that shes really bad at solitaire.
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