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yeah i was dead. i left my meeting twice to throw up then i had to just go home. told everyone its probably food poisoning + possibly paid day off? #winning |
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| cauz |
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| Maya Angelou |
My grandmother took me to church on Sunday all day long, every Sunday into the night. Then Monday evening was the missionary meeting. Tuesday evening was usher board meeting. Wednesday evening was prayer meeting. Thursday evening was visit the sick. Friday evening was choir practice. I mean, and at all those gatherings, we sang. |
| Nina Fedoroff |
In many places in the developed world, we eat or waste probably twice as many food calories as we really need. We're wasteful of food. We ship all over the world. We're now realizing that generating the energy to ship the food around the world is also ruining our climate. |
| Maria Bamford |
I think taking vacations and turning off the phone and only doing emails or social media for a specific short amount of time helps with work/life balance. If I'm checking it all day I start to feel cuckoo-bird. So I just do it once or twice a day instead of a thousand. And then remembering that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. |
| Alice Hamilton |
Every article I wrote in those days, every speech I made, is full of pleading for the recognition of lead poisoning as a real and serious medical problem. |
| Homaro Cantu |
From food trucks to hot dog stands to county fair favorites, 'street food' has enjoyed a rich and storied history in American cuisine. However, street food has been around for thousands of years. In fact, street food is believed to have originated as far back as Ancient Rome. |
| Joel Salatin |
From zoning to labor to food safety to insurance, local food systems daily face a phalanx of regulatory hurdles designed and implemented to police industrial food models but which prejudicially wipe out the antidote: appropriate scaled local food systems. |
| G. W. Bailey |
Do I enjoy features? Yeah, I really do. Would I like to do some more features before I head to the barn? Yeah, probably. But I also love television. I love doing television because it's fast, and that I like a lot. |
| Chris Hadfield |
If you don't like airline food, you'll probably have the same impression of space station food. I would not fly to space for the food. |
| Satchel Paige |
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. |
| Rumi |
You left and I cried tears of blood. My sorrow grows. Its not just that You left. But when You left my eyes went with You. Now, how will I cry? |
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The Book of Spam
Book of Habacuck 1:1
How Long,
Almighty God of Spam,
must I Facetime Thee
for guidance
but You
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90 degrees makes a big difference. and could improve so many movies and tv shows: The Jumping Dead, Frontways, 21 Walk Street, White Men Can't Run, Horizontal Limit, Thruster, Sinker Sinker, Left Periscope, Pay It Sideways, The Way Way Right, Left to the Future
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yeah i found 80k legitimate asins in 1/4 of 1/10th of the list i found. literally getting nuts and bolts in my results. #winning
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I like to think that I saved some raccoons a few weeks ago. I was taking the trash at my apartment when I saw a ladder leaning against the side of the trash bin. When I came closer I suddenly saw 3 big furry animals, shaking and bumping into each other in the bin. It was my first time ever seeing not one, but 3 raccoons! They looked so cute with their puppy eyes. Their eyes also made them look like cute villains. The kind of villains that steal food from the garbage. Anyways, I left thinking about how could they possibly got in there. The bin is pretty high. I was feeling bad about leaving them like that and was thinking of announcing the staff. Then it struck me that they might have climbed on the ladder. So, I went back and put the ladder inside the trash bin. If someone saw me, they might have thought I was weird. But maybe I just saved them. Or maybe they could have escaped by themselves. Anyway, my intentions were pure.
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oh and i know im doing this on work hours fuck you. but yeah i think i should mention that shes been here for 3 years and we both had our first 'client meeting' over the phone about 2 weeks after I started. I have called and received calls for clients EVERY DAY since ive been here. do work son
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This is worse than going on vacation and then finding out you left your toothbrush at home.
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This is worse than showing up to an exam and realizing you left all of your pencils at home.
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songs he has memorized: possibly email my heart. one of the eiffel 65 songs. possibly a weird al song. sometimes / oftens nursery rhymes.
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I had a series of dreams where I brutally murdered a lot of people. The last one had something to do with me hammering this stake into the ground. This 6'5" balding red-haired dude with glasses was not happy about that for some reason and was chasing me with this boomerang axe thing. He tried to throw it at me and I jumped out of the way. For some reason I had one too and I threw mine at him and it hit him right above the eyes. He fell over and was laying on the ground with his eyes open staring upward. I thought he was dead. I walked over and he wasn't, so I sliced his head open with the axe thing and then I woke up.
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yeah i dont like it lol. i want to be busy. if im working only a little bit, i should be at home instead of wasting my time sitting here
cant complain tho. i get a lot of personal work done
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