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"Ashley Madison guarantees You will Sleep with a Married Woman" |
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There are no conversations. |
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cauz |
June 5, 2014, 8 a.m. |
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Freema Agyeman |
I'm terrified of bugs and I travel with sprays, lotions, potions; the lot. I have to check the room before I go to sleep and if I come across a bug and fail to remove it I have to sleep in a separate room as I'm paranoid that I'll be taken advantage of as I sleep. |
Bobby Darin |
I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents. |
George Bernard Shaw |
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. |
Elton Gallegly |
The fifth amendment of the U.S. Constitution guarantees that no private property shall be taken for a public use without the payment of just compensation. |
Harry Callahan |
Experience is the best teacher of all. And for that, there are no guarantees that one will become an artist. Only the journey matters. |
Noah Feldman |
The world is littered with constitutions that have written guarantees of rights but that don't actually deliver rights. What differentiates the ones where rights are real from where rights are fake is that it's in the initial interests of the majority to actually deliver these rights. |
Carl Hagelin |
As a hockey player, playing for an Original Six team at Madison Square Garden, where it's packed every night, there's nothing like it. |
Chris Farley |
Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story. |
Dave Gahan |
L.A. is always great. There's something special about L.A. And New York, for me, because it's home. There's nothing quite like walking onstage at Madison Square Garden. |
Demi Lovato |
I want to get to the point where one day I don't have to have anything but a rug and a microphone stand on stage and still be able to sell out places like Madison Square Garden, like Bruce Springsteen does. |
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I had a dream that Ashley had a cat and it was playing with my hair while I was trying to sleep.
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Dreams I've had recently: -I found out both my parents were having affairs with people. My mom's had been going on since I was 7 and was with some guy she met while wading into water in Mexico. He taught our whole family how to snorkel or something like that. My dad's was with some woman named Linda he met at the indoor pool where he swims laps. -My sister got back together with her ex-girlfriend and that same day they got married at a courthouse. -I found my iPod. (Then I found it in real life that day.)
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chillin with sean and ashley
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Ashley only shoots black girls... lately.
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I had a dream that there was some machine that let you see things from another person's perspective. Someone used it on a woman and didn't know that the woman was pregnant. They saw the perspective of the baby and realized that the baby was dying. It was really bizarre and the baby died.
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Rebecca Porter and I were strangers, as far as I knew. Facebook, however, thought we might be connected. Her name popped up this summer on my list of "People You May Know," the social network's roster of potential new online friends for me. [...] She showed up on the list after about a month: an older woman, living in Ohio, with whom I had no Facebook friends in common. I did not recognize her, but her last name was familiar. My biological grandfather is a man I've never met, with the last name Porter, who abandoned my father when he was a baby. My father was adopted by a man whose last name was Hill, and he didn't find out about his biological father until adulthood. The Porter family lived in Ohio. Growing up half a country away, in Florida, I'd known these blood relatives were out there, but there was no reason to think I would ever meet them. A few years ago, my father eventually did meet his biological father, along with two uncles and an aunt, when they sought him out during a t...
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I had a dream that this Skyrim-like world was real and Sean, Ashley, me, and part of the cast of Scrubs were wandering around on top of this mountain and we heard these kids screaming. Then all these guys with bows started trying to kill us but we kicked ass, especially Donald Faison.
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Just Married
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"Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind." - The Book of Ass (Prolouge)
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A magic ring called the "Seal of Solomon" was supposedly given to Solomon and gave him power over demons or Jinn. The magical symbol said to have been on the Seal of Solomon which made it efficacious is often considered to be the Star of David[citation needed] though this emblem (also known as the Shield of David) is known to have been associated with Judaism only as recently as the 11th century CE while the five pointed star (pentagram) can be found on jars and other artifacts from Jerusalem dating back to at least the 2nd and 4th centuries BC and is more likely to have been the emblem found on the ring purportedly used by King Solomn to control the Jinn or demons. Asmodeus, king of demons, was one day, according to the classical Rabbis, captured by Benaiah using the ring, and was forced to remain in Solomon's service. In one tale, Asmodeus brought a man with two heads from under the earth to show Solomon; the man, unable to return, married a woman from Jerusalem and had seven sons, ...
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