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"I've always been a dreamer... when I was 14 I saw the Mr. Olympia contest and decided to pick up the weights... that same year I heard Eminem spit fire through my headphones and I decided to pick up a microphone. Even if my dreams never pan out, at least I won't go to the grave wondering if they could have." - BRO U AINT A RAPPER QUIT IT WIT THAT BS |
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| Jace |
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| Mario Balotelli |
There are two metaphors for Mario the person and not Mario the footballer. I think I am a man, but I don't believe I need to say it. But I could also be Peter Pan because I do things my own way and I am free. So, yes, maybe I should say that I am Peter Pan - although I am much more of a man. |
| Roger Bacon |
For if any man who never saw fire proved by satisfactory arguments that fire burns. His hearer's mind would never be satisfied, nor would he avoid the fire until he put his hand in it that he might learn by experiment what argument taught. |
| B.o.B |
In kindergarten I had to draw a picture of what I wanted to be when I grew up. I drew a rapper. I didn't really know what a rapper was or what they did - I just wanted to do it. |
| DMX |
I used to do the beat box. A friend of mine, he was the rapper and after, we'd be doing a block party or something or a house party, and he's gettin' all the attention and I'd end up with a handful of spit, you know, from doing the beats. |
| Jacob Dalton |
Everybody always asks me, 'How much can you bench?' I'm like, 'I don't know. I don't lift weights.' Now that I'm in college, we lift weights every once in a while, but not maxing out. We do things with a weight vest on... That surprises people, too, how strong you can get by just basically lifting your body all the time. |
| Jesse Jackson |
No one should negotiate their dreams. Dreams must be free to fly high. No government, no legislature, has a right to limit your dreams. You should never agree to surrender your dreams. |
| Tennessee Williams |
We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it. |
| Mitch Hedberg |
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. |
| Sebastian Bach |
I'm always working on new songs. With the technology these days, any idiot can record on Pro Tools on your laptop. All you have to do is plug a microphone into the input jack and anybody can have their own recording studio. So I'm always down in my basement, singing along to riffs or whoever I'm collaborating with. |
| Fredrik Bajer |
I would have thought it possible to choose delegates for these larger conferences who, even if they could not speak the principal languages, could at least understand them or could have friends seated beside them who could keep them informed on essential points. |
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"this aint much of a battle usually im much meaner, but after this i gota pick up his little sister and FUCK LIA" edited out bars from snap johnson diss
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Researcher Turns HDD Into Rudimentary Microphone
Speaking at a security conference, researcher Alfredo Ortega has revealed that you can use your hard disk drive (HDD) as a rudimentary microphone to pick up nearby sounds. This is possible because of how hard drives are designed to work. Sounds or nearby vibrations are nothing more than mechanical waves that cause HDD platters to vibrate. By design, a hard drive cannot read or write information to an HDD platter that moves under vibrations, so the hard drive must wait for the oscillation to stop before carrying out any actions. Because modern operating systems come with utilities that measure HDD operations up to nanosecond accuracy, Ortega realized that he could use these tools to measure delays in HDD operations. The longer the delay, t...
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"Back in 99 just before the Y2K scare, my buddy worked there and would get calls like that all the time. He would pick up the phone when they called and not say anything for a second to see if he could hear any snickering before saying the store greeting. If he could tell it was going to be a prank call he would start the greeting and then congratulate them on being the lucky caller that would receive a free game for calling. All they had to do was come down and pick it up. Sounds stupid but it worked every time. When the kids showed up to get the free game he would have them pose with the game they chose, take their picture with the Polaroid camera, take the game from them and then ask “How does it feel to be pranked? Stop calling the store and get out”."
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I always know I'm tired because I will drop the first 10 things I try to pick up in the morning.
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someone gave me some really great advice today. IF YOU DROP IT PICK IT UP
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In Germany, if you don't pick up the phone, instead of leaving a message, they will print a physical letter and send it to you in the mail requesting that you contact them as soon as possible.
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This is a review of the new JMT album on Amazon:
I was waiting for the train having a cool blunt session while listening to the new Jedi Mind Tricks album, and just my luck, some torn skinny jean, tight neon polkadot T-shirt, sugar shoes wearing, hot Cheetos hair rocking weirdo is killing my vibe by signing Drake songs out loud. At first I asked him nicely to keep it down cuz I just got off probation and I didn’t want to catch a case, but the clown kept on mumble rapping and signing. Then out of no where, in a high pitch estrogen like feminine voice, he starts talking about how Drake is the best rapper alive and I’m hating on him cuz I’m a hater, Hahahaha!!! I tried to pay him no mind, so i turned up the volume on my headphones, and kept head nodding to the music, but the guy obviously wan...
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no we both decided it wasnt worth it just to do the pre screening
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i wish i could browse for new friends :( i also wish that everybody who starts a think lynx gets a random generated name or can pick from a list of available randomly generated names. that would make it way cooler
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Today's pick up line:
Walk up to a girl with ranch dressing drizzled on your face (preference stuck in a beard)and say
"your face can look like this when I'm finished with you."
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