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I think im probably going to get off this couch and go to charlies house |
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| Adam Garcia |
I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything. |
| Gaston Bachelard |
If I were asked to name the chief benefit of the house, I should say: the house shelters day-dreaming, the house protects the dreamer, the house allows one to dream in peace. |
| Jonathan Davis |
The White House used to be, everybody looked up at the White House and America and everything, and now I think it's like a house of shame. |
| Joan Rivers |
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' |
| Dennis Cardoza |
House Democrats have tried to increase port security funding on this House floor four times over the last 4 years, and House Republicans have defeated our efforts every single time. |
| Jeff Gannon |
I was given a White House - well, you will have to ask the White House that. But I asked to attend the White House briefing because I was, you know, because I wanted to report on the activities there. |
| Marina Abramovic |
We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself - your own house - which we never do. |
| James Caan |
I remember at 16 years old, growing up in Queens, we were punks, but hey, when we went to the theater, we wore a shirt and tie! Similarly, I believe that to keep movie theaters in existence, they're gonna have to make 'em an event, have a couch, a table and drinks or something. Otherwise, there's no reason to get out of your bed! |
| Michael Caine |
My view of actors is that basically they're all harmless lunatics who'd be on the psychiatrist's couch, except that we get this sort of catharsis every six months or so, and we go and be absolutely someone else. |
| Zach Galifianakis |
Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. |
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""Get the fuck out of my house""
"A 'house', oh interesting. Never heard of a house, looks pretty good."
"Tastes much better than the couch did."
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I had a dream that I was at my parents house helping them with something. There was an earthquake and ground the house was on fell forward into a crack. This didn't damage the house but it made the floors unlevel and you would have to hold onto things to pull yourself up to the rooms in the back of the house. Everyone was outside when it happened and then I was going into the house to get something and I got attacked by a bunch of yellow jackets. I had my hood up and they were going for my neck for some reason so I was trying to shield my face and keep distance between my sweatshirt and my skin but it didn't really work.
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I had a dream that I was in someone's house but it wasn't their normal house, it was this huge weird house that had all these rooms with open walls into stairwells and she lived there with her mom. For some reason, I was in the house but no one else was and there was a deer with big pointy antlers walking around and it was going to attack me and I ran in a room and closed the door and it was charging at the door and it's antlers were poking through. It was really angry.
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Reed likes to stuff his meat into Charlie's mouth.
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has anyone else sat on their couch all day almost every single day ? no? ok im bored
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Honestly though, there's way more than 100 ways to love a cat...and/or charlie's butt. #real talk #dopemoney
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Get a keyboard and write some code? Guess that doesn't solve the couch problem.
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"Continue to do this with something different every time you see them. "So what's this this giant chair thing we're all sitting on called again? Oh, a Couch! It's very interesting!""
""Tastes very strange!""
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except when you like the comment at the same time you anonymous comment lol
then its quite obvious there are two charlies in this world
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I had a dream that my mom loved my sister more than me and was not at all trying to hide it. When I confronted her about it, she agreed but made excuses for it. Francis bought her a present and she was rude and rejecting of it.
Also in my dream, the smoke alarm in my house went off, and we went outside and saw that our next-door neighbors' house was burning down. I tried to call the police, but they were being really unhelpful. In the end, I'm pretty sure the wife/mother in the house died, and maybe one or two of the kids, too. I felt partially responsible, but maybe just in a survivors'-guilt way.
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