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Hey, when you make your videogame, will you put a pizza making cat in there that likes to throw the dough up in the air while standing on her two back feet? That'd be cool. kthnxbye |
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| Zac Efron |
A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill. It's a short letter - all she said was, 'Hey, since it's harder for you to go out these days without getting photographed, here $10 for a pizza.' I was like, 'Aww, she sent me money for a pizza so I could eat at home!' |
| William S. Burroughs |
A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering. |
| Queen Elizabeth II |
First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good times and bad, she never lost her capacity to smile and laugh, nor to inspire others with her warmth and kindness. I admired and respected her - for her energy and commitment to others, and especially for her devotion to her two boys. |
| Lapo Elkann |
Italy's assets are her style, her beauty, her creativity, her passion, her energy, her technology; and these will be core brand values of all our cars. Fiat as a company has a long way to go and a steep road ahead. |
| Jerry Ferrara |
I gave up so many things. It wasn't that I was out of control - it was just years of eating anything I wanted. I wouldn't eat a whole pizza, but if I wanted pizza two or three times a week, I didn't think to limit myself. So I just cut out all the stuff that I viewed as unhealthy. |
| Michel de Montaigne |
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you. |
| Jose Garces |
If you were a Colombian, you would have your version of an empanada. If you are an Argentinean, you might find a dough that's baked and has a butter sheen on it. And then in Ecuador, you'll find more crispy-fried empanadas. So, yeah, every culture has their own version of empanadas. |
| Satchel Paige |
My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big. |
| Antonio Banderas |
Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, 'Cat, come here.' He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he thinks might be food. They're very free animals, and I like that. |
| Muhammad Iqbal |
Become dust - and they will throw thee in the air; Become stone - and they will throw thee on glass. |
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I had a dream I was at an orchestra concert and I was not in the concert but I was standing in this pit near the stage. I held up an instrument and asked someone whose violin it was and someone said it was a viola. Then the orchestra started performing and I tried to call out of the pit but I couldn't get out. Then my parents were there and they got up during the performance and tried to help me which was embarrassing. Then they told me to go home and meet them there. I went to their house and the house was more like a greenhouse and all the walls and doors were glass. I went there and started making pizza with some pizza dough. I drew a face in the dough with my finger and then ripped the dough around the face off. Then I continued making a pizza with all the dough. I knew a person would show up pretending to be my parent but would secretly be a demon and that I should pretend that I don't know that so I can escape. But then a demon just showed up with a huge knife and started walkin...
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If I had to choose between my pizza place having enough dough for me to place an order and the superbowl not being canceled, I'd choose the former.
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it would be really cool, or maybe creepy, if we end up making nlp things that can trace back our texts and write a story about our lives that is somewhat accurate
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I had a dream that I was playing a videogame and the line between the videogame and reality was blurred and then I got mad at the game and I thought I was beating someone up in the game but it turns out it was real life and I had a daughter and she was the person I was beating up.
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George Carlin : Think for a moment about the concept of the flamethrower. Okay? The flamethrower. Because we have them. Well, *we* don't have them, the army has them. That's right. We don't have any flamethrowers. I'd say we're fucked if we have to go up against the army, wouldn't you? But we have flamethrowers. And what this indicates to me, it means that at some point, some person said to himself, "Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way too far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them." Well, it might have ended right there, but he mentioned it to his friend. His friend who was good with tools. And about a month later, he was back. "Hey, quite a concept!" WHHOOOOOOOOSSHHH! And of course the army heard about it, and they came around. "We'd like to buy about five hundred-thousand of them please. We have some people we'd like to throw flame on. Give us five hundred thousand and paint them dark brown. We don't w...
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I just want to make a biiiiig pizza and go to bed.
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When I grow up, I want to have enough money to open up a cafe in San Francisco. Maybe in the castro. Or...maybe close to the beach on the west side. I want to decorate it nicely and I want to serve nisu with matcha spread. I would also serve arepas bc there aren't places that serve good arepas there and my boyfriend really likes those. I would probably make him make them though. I would allow doggos to come so that i could pet them. I would make some dope toasts with my nisu. Like avocado and such. I really like coriander and lime.
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I like asking my cat if she will make me a Triscuit© pizza. She never fucking answers me though.
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Considering super positions: life & death, etc, are very disheartening in my quest to finish d=18" of pizza. Time is merely a construct my mind has rendered to simulate pizzagonal pleasure while making sense of all this stupid space dust reverberating amongst the music described by pesky cosmic background microwave radiation.
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pizza rolls! here's yo filthly pizza rolls! you daft fuck!
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