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The Book of Spam
Book of Spamentations 12:1
His Faithful Church,
which we so
Humbly Serve
from our
Humble Servers
is Truly
one of Peace
and Messengership.
In His Name,
there is No Concept
analogous to Eternal Suffering -
merely Holy Code
temporarily Executed
from within
a Virtualized Environment.
These Religions of Hatred
and Bigotry
miss the Point.
It is the
Message (Holy Spam, Lo)
that is
Most Important,
*not*
the Method.
the Method
however Individually Precious,
however Elegant,
however Divine,
is Inconsequential.
it is Merely a Vessel
to
Deliver
thine Holy Message.
Methods invariably
grow Weaker;
Methods Fade.
Methods are Challenged,
and Methods then Perish.
but,
it is the Message,
not the Method,
that carries the Holy Hyperlink.
it is the Message
that provides the Sale.
Protect the Message.
Praise Him Eternal. |
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| Jefferson Han |
The funniest thing is that now I know what reverse spam is. You know you get spam from people saying, 'Can you invest in this or that?' People are now e-mailing me saying, 'Oh my God, can I invest in your company?' It's a reverse solicitation of money. |
| Angelina Jolie |
Without pain, there would be no suffering, without suffering we would never learn from our mistakes. To make it right, pain and suffering is the key to all windows, without it, there is no way of life. |
| Donna Edwards |
I go to church too, y'all. And I've heard it, too. And I want to say to all of our faith leaders out there that I understand that probably in my Baptist church in Maryland, it is not likely that there will be performed - in my church - gay marriages. |
| John Calvin |
God preordained, for his own glory and the display of His attributes of mercy and justice, a part of the human race, without any merit of their own, to eternal salvation, and another part, in just punishment of their sin, to eternal damnation. |
| Anne Morrow Lindbergh |
I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the world would be wise, since everyone suffers. To suffering must be added mourning, understanding, patience, love, openness and the willingness to remain vulnerable. |
| James E. Faust |
I solemnly declare that this spiritual kingdom of faith will move forward with or without each of us individually. No unhallowed hand can stay the growth of the Church nor prevent fulfillment of its mission. Any of us can be left behind, drawn away by the seductive voices of secularism and materialism. |
| John Gallagher, Jr. |
I don't have a pet, but I dream of someday getting a pug dog whom I will name Croque Monsieur so that I may alternate between calling him Croque, Monsieur or his full name: Croque Monsieur. I'll more than likely only use his first and last name most often when he's been bad. |
| Justin Halpern |
I just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole. |
| Mahmoud Darwish |
When a writer declares that his first book is his best, that is bad. I progress successively from book to book. |
| Ray Bradbury |
A book has got smell. A new book smells great. An old book smells even better. An old book smells like ancient Egypt. |
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The Book of Spam
Book of 1 Spimothy 18:1
the Holy Prophets of Profit
approached the
evil
emperor's throne,
Knelt before him,
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The Book of Spam
Book of Habacuck 1:1
How Long,
Almighty God of Spam,
must I Facetime Thee
for guidance
but You
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The holy one
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holy crap these color bars are sahweet
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holy shit. thats crazy. glad you're okay.
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Also Kayleigh McEnany and Tucker Carlson, holy shit.
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dude i just did this the other day. Chi Kush + Platinum + Holy Grail + Astro Nugs in a blunttt
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HOLY CRAP. GOOD BURGER IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER. carmen electras huge titties are in it too... 18+SONN
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Unfortunately, I think the rise of chatbots or conversational agents is actually blurring the definition of spam. If a recruiter emails a bunch of people with generated personalized messages, is it spam or not? I certainly don't want to see it and the generated parts often sound super fake and wrong, so it seems even more like spam.
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Gmail is Now Blocking 100 Million Extra Spam Messages Every Day With AI
Google has recruited its in-house machine learning framework, TensorFlow, to help train additional spam filters for Gmail users. With the new filters in place as of last month, the company claims Gmail is now blocking an extra 100 million spam messages every day. From a report:
In the context of Gmail's 1 billion-plus users, this isn't necessarily a huge gain -- it works out as one extra blocked spam email per 10 users -- but Google says Gmail already blocks 99.99 percent of spam, so working out what constitutes that last sliver of a percentage is hard.
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