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i ended up djing that night and was not a terrible dj and i dont think pissed anyone off lol |
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| cauz |
April 21, 2017, 12:04 a.m. |
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| Jessica Hahn |
Billy Graham talks about how he doesn't judge people. I don't either. Some people I am just pissed at. |
| Pauly D |
I first got interested in DJing when I was a little kid. I just love music... Music's my passion; it's always been my whole life. |
| Russell Baker |
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. |
| Jimmy Fallon |
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' |
| William Shakespeare |
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. |
| Thomas Sowell |
The people made worse off by slavery were those who were enslaved. Their descendants would have been worse off today if born in Africa instead of America. Put differently, the terrible fate of their ancestors benefitted them. |
| Harriet Ann Jacobs |
When they told me my new-born babe was a girl, my heart was heavier than it had ever been before. Slavery is terrible for men; but it is far more terrible for women. |
| Tony Campolo |
When leading evangelicals say terrible things about Islam, evil things about Islam, terrible things about Muhammad, they ought to be ashamed of themselves. |
| Craig Ferguson |
I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest. |
| Adam Garcia |
During 'Saturday Night Fever' at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can't do them so I ended up on my ass followed by the most unsightly backward roll out of it, followed by the cast falling over in laughter and a good portion of the audience too. |
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fat bitch has gotten up so many times to go to the bathroom today. Like every day. HOW ABOUT YOU DONT EAT SUCH TERRIBLE FUCKING FOOD THEN YOU WONT HAVE DIAREHA EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU WORK
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I just remembered that I also had a dream last night that I had a math test coming up and I had to remember a really complicated formula. I was really nervous I would forget it or mix it up, but then my dad ended up being the math teacher and he told me that, because I'd said I was so worried about forgetting it, he had decided to provide the formula on the exam. But he didn't want me to tell anyone that he was going to provide the formula. And I felt guilty, like I was cheating because everyone else would have to study and memorize it (or at least they would think they had to) and I didn't.
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I think I had 2 others last night but I don't remember.
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I had a dream that an old friend tried to kill me. We were outside and he was watering the garden in the middle of winter, like a psycho, and he started pointing the hose at this groundhog. I was like "what the hell man, don't freeze that groundhog" and he got really pissed at me and he was way stronger than in real life for some reason. He beat up my other friend that tried to calm him down. Just like-- pummeling him with his fists and then I ran upstairs to hide in this room and he started punching the door down. I haven't talked to this kid in years.
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George Carlin : Think for a moment about the concept of the flamethrower. Okay? The flamethrower. Because we have them. Well, *we* don't have them, the army has them. That's right. We don't have any flamethrowers. I'd say we're fucked if we have to go up against the army, wouldn't you? But we have flamethrowers. And what this indicates to me, it means that at some point, some person said to himself, "Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way too far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them." Well, it might have ended right there, but he mentioned it to his friend. His friend who was good with tools. And about a month later, he was back. "Hey, quite a concept!" WHHOOOOOOOOSSHHH! And of course the army heard about it, and they came around. "We'd like to buy about five hundred-thousand of them please. We have some people we'd like to throw flame on. Give us five hundred thousand and paint them dark brown. We don't w...
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ok so i dont remember all of my dream but this kid was tryna get in my car when i was driving away and ended up chopping off his last 2fingers on his right hand and was blaming me for it. but he was trying to get in when i was leaving so i was like sorry bruh, you wont even miss them. see i my ring finger on my right is missing and then i was like wtf why is that missing lol
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I wish that I was able to love everyone, even people that don't do good things. I want to believe that everyone has good in them, but sometimes there are people that do terrible things to you and it's so difficult to override that natural instinct to dislike them. What is the best way to deal with someone you know is bad for you/your self esteem/your confidence when you have to work with them every single day?
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When I was really little I had a very memorable dream. I was being chased up a cartoon steamboat by a Barney-looking-type. By the way, I was princess peach in my dream. I ended up jumping off the steamboat and swimming to some island, but I think I woke up before getting to the island because I don't remember anything interesting after that.
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I had a dream that I was in my friends new apartment and it was all dark and dank. We went up a couple floors of stairs and into his apartment and then I kept opening doors and going down dark hallways and the apartment just kept going deeper into the building. Eventually, I ended up underground in some secret tunnels and I saw giant robots and I was sneaking around trying to find a way out. I ended up running into some glass room that was really bright and filled with huge machines. A robot ran in and I think was trying to kill me and I woke up. Then I had another dream that I was in some building that kept changing shapes and ran into some person I used to know.
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Got a flat tire last night in the middle of nowhere. Far from anyone I knew. Then we got the spare on with help and got on our way and then it started pouring rain. Then the fog and the frogs came out. Frogs EVERYWHERE. Then lots of deer and a possum, but we made it. What a night.
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