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If the end of the world is so near, then I'll probably stock up on beer. It might taste like junk, but when you get drunk, a minute can last a whole year. #limerick war |
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| Steven Hall |
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. |
| Homaro Cantu |
You know, I want to eat junk food. My kids love junk food. |
| Diane Abbott |
Families are struggling against a tide of junk information on junk food. |
| Frank Zappa |
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. |
| Alexander Pope |
Genius creates, and taste preserves. Taste is the good sense of genius; without taste, genius is only sublime folly. |
| Henry James |
There are two kinds of taste, the taste for emotions of surprise and the taste for emotions of recognition. |
| Eric Dane |
I make really good chicken soup, sort of from scratch. I don't make my own stock. I just use a base like a chicken stock, but everything else, all the ingredients, I do on my own. |
| James Daly |
The stock market can be down, but the stock market is not an indication of where people's spirits and enthusiam are, and where their intellectual energy is. |
| Guy Davenport |
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. |
| Samuel L. Jackson |
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. |
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Climate Change Will Cause Beer Shortages and Price Hikes, Study Says
A new study from Nature Plants has identified the one climate-related issue that can unite people from myriad political backgrounds -- beer. From a report:
Led by Wei Xie, an agricultural scientist at Peking University, the paper finds that regions that grow barley, the primary crop used to brew beer, are projected to experience severe droughts and heat waves due to anthropogenic climate change. According to five climate models that used different projected temperature increases for the coming century, extreme weather events could reduce barley yields by 3 to 17 percent. Barley harvests are mostly sold as livestock fodde...
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If Charlie Welch is drunk enough to code, he is drunk enough to google.
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if charlie is drunk enough to google, he is drunk enough to dance
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For the first time ever, the price of one bitcoin has surpassed the price of one ounce of gold. While today's swap can be attributed to a good day for bitcoin (up ~3%) and a bad day for gold (down ~1.3%), the big picture is that bitcoin has more than doubled in the last year (up ~185% from a year ago) while gold is essentially trading exactly at the price it was a year ago. Even though bitcoin and gold are both thought of as alternative assets, they don't usually trade in correlation. Still, it's notable that bitcoin has (at least temporally) surpassed the price of gold. Gold is quite literally the "gold standard" of alternative assets, often used by investors to hedge against potential losses in more traditional assets like real estate and the stock market.
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Intel was aware of the chip vulnerability when its CEO sold off $24 million in company stock
Intel CEO Brian Krzanich sold off $24 million worth of stock and options in the company in late November.
The stock sale came after Google had informed Intel of a significant vulnerability in its chips — a flaw that became public only this week.
Intel says the stock sale was unrelated to the vulnerabil...
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#limerick war
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Everyone write a bad limerick. #limerickwars
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There once was a man from Lake Placid. Who liked to get strung out on acid. He'd often meet honeys, who'd want to bump uglies...but you see, the drug left him quite flacid. #limerick war
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I had a dream that my friend and I were hanging out with Robin Williams. We both got into these separate cars and were driving up this hill. Robin Williams wanted to drive our car up the hill backward and I was telling him not to. He kept saying he didn't know how to drive this car. We got to the top but then he almost drove it off the edge of the hill. We got out of the car and then he fell anyway and died. Then my friend and I aged like 40 years suddenly and then we walked down the hill. We found these like, drunk 12-year-olds that wanted to fight us. They said "this isn't fair, you're not even drunk" and I said "yep" and then knocked him out and then my friend and I (now like 70 years old) just walked down the street in the middle of the night.
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How was the big foot beer?
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