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| Nora Ephron |
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of the joke. |
| A. J. Jacobs |
There's a very passionate pro-chewing movement on the Internet called Chewdiasm. They say that we should be chewing 50 to 100 times per mouthful, which is insane. I tried that. It takes like a day and a half to eat a sandwich. But their basic idea is right. If you chew, you'll eat slower and you will get more nutrients. |
| Billy Gardell |
I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places. |
| Eric Dane |
I go eat a sandwich for lunch and have a milk shake and miss going to the gym for 10 days, and somebody snaps a picture of me on the beach, and all of a sudden, I've lost it. Why do I need to be perfect all the time? |
| Lapo Elkann |
If you stop for lunch elsewhere in the world, you tend to eat a sandwich, and a bad one. Italy is unique for the style of life. I think everyone envies it a bit. |
| Mary Kay Ash |
Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. |
| Casey Affleck |
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark. |
| Chris Farley |
People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.' |
| Chris Isaak |
I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits. |
| Clifton Fadiman |
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. |
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