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I like wool socks more than cotton socks because the fluffy, but sometimes it feels like they're wet but they're not wet. |
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There are no conversations. |
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Pavid |
Dec. 26, 2013, 9:06 p.m. |
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Gabriel Iglesias |
I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it. |
Cab Calloway |
We didn't have any segregation at the Cotton Club. No. The Cotton Club was wide open, it was free. |
Frederick Douglass |
I am a Republican, a black, dyed in the wool Republican, and I never intend to belong to any other party than the party of freedom and progress. |
Jim Elliot |
Ninety-five percent of our wool is going to China. |
Amanda Abbington |
I sometimes don't wash my hair for two weeks. That's pretty disgusting. It's short, so sometimes it's easier to just wet it. |
Tyler Hamilton |
I discovered Boulder not through cycling but skiing. I was recruited by the university for the ski team, and in my opinion, it's the best place for skiing - you have this super-light, fluffy champagne snow. |
Dorothy Hamill |
Luckily, I discovered ice skating when I was eight and a half years old. There were two wonderful ponds within walking distance of my house. After all the physical activity the summer provided, I craved movement in the cold of winter. I had no skates, so Mom stuffed socks into my brother's old ones. |
Julianne Moore |
I can't wait to get home and wash all those socks. |
Adrienne Bailon |
One of my favorite fall items is a turtleneck. Cozy pieces like that for the fall - cashmere, fluffy cream turtlenecks - I think that's so sexy. |
Susan Faludi |
The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and meaningless, you feel like an idiot even complaining about it. |
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"I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on." Vonnegut #litteretlyfe
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People in jail aren't really slaves are they? They're not free, but they're not objects used for personal purposes.
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Do you ever go to the optometrist and wonder if they're doing a binary search over the lens angles? Cause if they're not we gotta tell them we can get that down to log(n) time.
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A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
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mehhhhh they're okay
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theyre funny
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i think they're working on doing something with this
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What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead?
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They're having a bit of trouble with the Chinese market tho.
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I love terrible funs because they're so much pun!
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