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March 25, 2021, 1:59 p.m. |
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| Clint Eastwood |
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. |
| Eddie Izzard |
Never put a sock in a toaster. |
| Joan Rivers |
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. |
| Rodney Dangerfield |
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. |
| Ted Danson |
Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but you're more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark! |
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