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Okay so I just had a guy holler at me while I was crossing the street. He said he is a messenger for the lord and god wanted him to talk to me. I was already across the street omw to work but I said "sure Im into this shit" and waited for him to cross because thre were a lot of cars coming. immediately gave him my big sherm business card. he asked me if i had an addiction i wanted to overcome and i was like absolutely im trying to quit drinking and he asked me if he could pray over me and if he could put his hand on my shoulder. then he did a prayer and said holy fire a lot and jesus and it was quite a moment. his name is jeoffrey (not sure of the spelling) but he kidna looked like matisyahu lol |
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| Joseph Gatt |
I've only ever played 'God of War' while we were shooting it. I've seen a lot of the videos, but while we were shooting 'God of War,' they had a green room for the actors to hang out in, and they always had the newest game on the big screen. So we'd sit there playing 'God of War' to get us into the mood. |
| Bob Dylan |
You hear a lot about God these days: God, the beneficent; God, the all-great; God, the Almighty; God, the most powerful; God, the giver of life; God, the creator of death. I mean, we're hearing about God all the time, so we better learn how to deal with it. But if we know anything about God, God is arbitrary. |
| Joel Osteen |
I don't think you should spend your life praying for things, but I do believe you should thank God for what He's given you... but I think the scripture teaches us that we can pray for our dreams, pray for the big things... he's not a small God; this God is incredible. |
| Mark Haddon |
Most of my work consisted of crossing out. Crossing out was the secret of all good writing. |
| Charles Stanley |
The Scriptures contain many stories of people who waited years or even decades before the Lord's promises came to pass. What modern believers can learn from the patience of biblical saints like Abraham, Joseph, David, and Paul is that waiting upon the Lord has eternal rewards. |
| Larry David |
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. |
| LL Cool J |
I'm not trying to be new school and I'm not old school - I'm classic. There's a lot of new cars and there's a lot of old cars, but I'm just classic in doing what I do. |
| Ron Paul |
I am absolutely opposed to a national ID card. This is a total contradiction of what a free society is all about. The purpose of government is to protect the secrecy and the privacy of all individuals, not the secrecy of government. We don't need a national ID card. |
| Jason Babin |
Everybody gets all worked up about trash talk but it is what it is - it's talk... You ask any player, honestly, if trash talk's gonna affect how hard they play, because if a little trash talk affects how hard they can play, it just lets us know that they were holding back or weren't playing harder or as hard as they could. |
| Harriet Tubman |
As I lay so sick on my bed, from Christmas till March, I was always praying for poor ole master. 'Pears like I didn't do nothing but pray for ole master. 'Oh, Lord, convert ole master;' 'Oh, dear Lord, change dat man's heart, and make him a Christian.' |
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I had a dream that my partner and I moved somewhere new and we were starting to get used to the place. It had this winding hallway that wrapped around a courtyard outside and we thought we could let our cat have a cat-door to the courtyard because it was fully blocked off from the rest of the outside and then she could go outside whenever she wanted but then we remembered there was a wall missing. Then people also had superpowers of some kind. Like I could jump really high. I was jumping around these construction zones in the neighborhood and then the weather became really bad and stormy. Like hurricane weather but it was also really warm. The construction workers were getting blown away. The streets in this neighborhood also had cars all over them. Like parked everywhere and you couldn't drive down the street if you wanted.
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I had a dream that my friend and I were hanging out with Robin Williams. We both got into these separate cars and were driving up this hill. Robin Williams wanted to drive our car up the hill backward and I was telling him not to. He kept saying he didn't know how to drive this car. We got to the top but then he almost drove it off the edge of the hill. We got out of the car and then he fell anyway and died. Then my friend and I aged like 40 years suddenly and then we walked down the hill. We found these like, drunk 12-year-olds that wanted to fight us. They said "this isn't fair, you're not even drunk" and I said "yep" and then knocked him out and then my friend and I (now like 70 years old) just walked down the street in the middle of the night.
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I had a dream that I was looking for a roommate and this girl said she wanted to meet up at Burger King. I haven't been to a Burger King in years. I got there first and ordered some food and then she asked me to order for her. She ordered 35 dollars worth of chicken nuggets and then asked for a dozen bottles of orange flavored Perrier water... which I'm pretty sure Burger King does not have. She never showed up and I don't really remember what happened after that but I think I ate all the nuggs.
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Customer at subway "wants to speak to the manager"
I worked at a subway that didn't have any authority/managers, just a couple minimum wage base level workers. I don't remember what this particular customer was mad about but she was arguing with me and didn't like the answer I gave her. She asked to speak to the manager, and there not being a manager I decided to promote myself on the spot and replied with "manager speaking, how can I help you." This did not make her very happy because she realized she was not going to get a different answer and asked for a phone number to call. The owner has specifically told us never to give his cell number to customers so i gave her the store number. She gives me a shit eating grin thinking about how much trouble she's about to get me in when the phon...
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bitch can not stay sitting. does no work. constantly in the programming departments business with no business in the programming department. DO YOUR WORK. QUIT LOOKING AT ME.
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so just woke up from a dream. i was on a military compound but it seemed like apartments. i was joining the military but ended up deciding to quit with 2 other guys. we kinda snuck out. this apartment was also kind of a hotel. a place ive been before in dream world. i found myself in the middle of a city with a low position trying to get away from where i was to somewhere familiar. recognized the cross streets in this shitty metropolis. noticed snipers in the windows and a lot of police. wasnt worried but wanted to leave the area so we didnt get sniped on accident. then i got a call from the gobernment saying the guy i was with was very bad and was planning something but they didnt say what. they said to not help him and stop him at any cost. found myself surveying the area with this guy, forgetting he was bad, then i got a telepathic call reminding me that he was bad so i soty of sabotaged his survey while we were in a tree in my old babysitter / family friend / very religious groups...
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This is a review of the new JMT album on Amazon:
I was waiting for the train having a cool blunt session while listening to the new Jedi Mind Tricks album, and just my luck, some torn skinny jean, tight neon polkadot T-shirt, sugar shoes wearing, hot Cheetos hair rocking weirdo is killing my vibe by signing Drake songs out loud. At first I asked him nicely to keep it down cuz I just got off probation and I didn’t want to catch a case, but the clown kept on mumble rapping and signing. Then out of no where, in a high pitch estrogen like feminine voice, he starts talking about how Drake is the best rapper alive and I’m hating on him cuz I’m a hater, Hahahaha!!! I tried to pay him no mind, so i turned up the volume on my headphones, and kept head nodding to the music, but the guy obviously wan...
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I had a dream that I was in an insane asylum and they were testing drugs on people and they gave me one that they wanted to use to control people's bodies. It didn't work and it made people seize when they tried it. It killed a lot of people. They would try to activate the chemical at certain times and I think that corresponded to my real life stomach pain.
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Yesterday, there was a Magic the Gathering tournament at my local hobby shop. My girlfriend decided to tag along and come support me. I ended up doing pretty poorly (1-3), but the hobby shop gave out a consolation prize of a random foiled uncommon card. The card that I received was called "Thought Erasure" and immediately held the card up to my girlfriend and said "AND I CAST THOUGHT ERASURE, BE GONE THOT!" as a joke, but said it pretty loudly. The shop is pretty small and a lot of people caught wind of my act and needless to say my girlfriend was very embarrassed. We're home now and she still hasn't spoken to me. I'm fucked boys.
Tl;DR: Casted Thot Erasure on my girlfriend and now I'm afraid it may have worked.
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A rap artist is in jail after allegedly buying and using thousands of stolen credit card numbers that were hacked from Seattle area businesses.
The rapper, known as Guerilla Black, was arrested in Los Angeles Thursday on a 22 count indictment. The U.S. Attorney's Office says Charles Williamson, 33, bought more than 27,000 stolen credit and debit card numbers.
Williamson is accused of working with two other men who've already been indicted for hacking into computers at a restaurant in Seattle's Magnolia neighborhood and a restaurant supply company in Shoreline.
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